Radiology Geek Mugs

Tunnel of Anxiety

"Don't worry, they normally look like little humans during the early scans."

"I need a deeper access to his brain. Only google has the records."

"Would you please step back to the machine while I make an adjustment?"

'No, Mr. Simmons, your MR images aren't in yet. We have older equipment, which takes a little longer to process.'

'He's got abdominal pain, dizziness and soreness in his extremities. I'll know more when I see X-rays...'

Pregnant women having a ultrasound done.

Doctor performing an ultrasound on a Russian nesting doll

"A CAT scan? Are you sure?"

Wilhelm Rontgen's first attempt at X-rays: shining a bright light through Madame Rontgen.

"Hurry, stop him!" (Dog running off with bone from man's x-ray).

Cat Scan

"I know — but he was nervous and his support dog didn’t seem to mind."

'Gee!' (doctor looking at x-ray)

'Nurse, I said x-ray, not microwave.'

Roentgen tries to figure out what he's discovered.

'Yeah, the radiology job market is really hot right now - it's so hot I think I'm getting third degree burns! I gotta go!'

"It's probably a fracture - we'll do some imaging on it just to be sure."

"It's time I got a bigger sword!"

'I'm afraid this doubles your bill.'

'Wendy! I'm glad you came over! I want you to see my baby's ultrasound hologram!'

"These are X-Rays of your operation, and this is a selfie I took with your gall bladder."

"We think we got some good CT scans, but unfortunately they're encrypted and our I.T. guy is on vacation this week."

"It says you need a CT scan and that the azaleas in the corner need to be watered twice daily."

"I'd have been here sooner if it hadn't been for early detection."

'Remember, before entering, make sure you wipe your feet on the hazmat.'

'And I think you'll find something extra in your dessert, Hon.'

Radiology, Cardiology and Fertility Clinic.

'Good News. Further x-rays revealed the big shadow on your lung to your stomach.'

'Luckily, it doesn't look too serious.'

"The x-rays came back, and — I'm sorry, but we found a very large attachment."

Look Mom! I'm cat-scanning!

"Can you check inside it for me, Mister?"