Radiographer Mugs

'Your car keys are under the sofa, and you like to wear women's shoes.'

'He's been kind enough to stand in for us, until we can afford a new x-ray machine.'

"Hurry, stop him!" (Dog running off with bone from man's x-ray).

Cook-In.

'Whilst his cousin, Clark, fought for freedom, justice and the American way. Doctor Neville Kent chose a more orthodox way of using his abilities for the good of mankind.'

X-ray technician showing dog bone x-ray.

The CAT scanner has developed a glitch!

'I've always wanted to see inside an x-ray machine.'

Man with x-ray burnt onto his back.

'The good news is, you have photogenic lungs!'

X-ray technician with full metal jacket.

"If we don't find anything wrong on these we'll take some more."

"Jazz fusion, modern country or my podcast - my podcast it is!"

"And then I said 'Don't worry, this is perfectly safe!' Ha, ha!"

Radiography journalist.

'Your X Rays turned out ok, but not suitable for framing.'

"Don't worry, they normally look like little humans during the early scans."

"I need a deeper access to his brain. Only google has the records."

"Would you please step back to the machine while I make an adjustment?"

'No, Mr. Simmons, your MR images aren't in yet. We have older equipment, which takes a little longer to process.'

'He's got abdominal pain, dizziness and soreness in his extremities. I'll know more when I see X-rays...'

Pregnant women having a ultrasound done.

Doctor performing an ultrasound on a Russian nesting doll

Wilhelm Rontgen's first attempt at X-rays: shining a bright light through Madame Rontgen.

"A CAT scan? Are you sure?"

Cat Scan

"I know — but he was nervous and his support dog didn’t seem to mind."

'Gee!' (doctor looking at x-ray)

Roentgen tries to figure out what he's discovered.

'Yeah, the radiology job market is really hot right now - it's so hot I think I'm getting third degree burns! I gotta go!'

'Nurse, I said x-ray, not microwave.'

"It's probably a fracture - we'll do some imaging on it just to be sure."

"It's time I got a bigger sword!"

'I'm afraid this doubles your bill.'

'Wendy! I'm glad you came over! I want you to see my baby's ultrasound hologram!'