Radioactive Tale Admirers Prints

"After falling into a vat of radioactive lumbar rub - I discovered at the first sign of danger, I develop this amazing and incredible back back!"

Fishing Boat Derby

'What makes you think we have a radiation leak?'

Pun on Excalibur - Swiss Army knife appears from the lake.

"How the hell should I know what I'm looking at? You're lousy insurance doesn't provide HD X-rays."

Laboratories - Contaminate Biologicals/Hazardous Material/Radioactive Waste/Mutant Organisms.

Paul Bunyon, Castaway

"I say we just wheel it into the city. What's the worst that can happen?""

How Platypuses Are Born

'Get a half-life Mrs Curie.'

'When you said this is the hot, new wine from Los Alamos, you weren't kidding.'

"His nose grew every time he lied? That must've taken all the fun out of fishing."

'Ok. But explain to be again why I can't call it 'sex'.'

Baron de Munchausen

"I've followed this guy on social media for years, so I figure I can't go wrong following him in real life..."

At the Home for Old Atoms...

X-ray technician with full metal jacket.

Perhaps we've done enough x-raying for one day

Congratulations on your Plutonium Anniversary

You must be this tall to bump head on sign.

"Tell me a whopper."

"You have turned out well, my sons. I can go in peace."

The Tortoise and the Hare

"Yeah, this guy caught me, took a photo, kissed me on the lips and released me! What a weirdo!"

"Grandpa says there's a frozen mosquito trapped inside every snowflake."

Paul's Bunions

Fishing Stories

'Every time he tells this story the Fisherman gets smaller.'

A Vision Had by Charlemagne (Legend of Croquemitaine).

How to play with a radioactive baseball.

'I don't know why you have to be a particle physicist - you can study decay just as well at home.'

The Ballad of Wooly Pete

"Grandpa says there's a frozen mosquito trapped inside every snowflake."

Dido and Aeneas