Radio Show Fan Mugs

"That's not just my opinion. It also happens to be the opinion of some guy on NPR."

"And now to present the arguments for chlorinated chicken. . ."

"You may have heard me on 'Fresh Air with Terry Gross.' I'm Terry Gross."

'Well Mr Salmond why have you continued to pursue the very unpopular wind turbine policy all over Scotland?'

'This is your lucky, lucky day - your very own island getaway can be yours today...'

"Frankly, that sounds like the sort of thing a cat would say.."

"For what? Nothing makes a self-righteous person happier than having a reason to think their sense of propriety is superior to someone else's."

"'Ask Sadie Advice Hour' what's your question?"

"What is it with Garrison Keillor and rhubarb pie?"

Adam and Eve on a Talk Show

"Tell me, Chuck, is barbarism the natural state of mankind, and will it ultimately triumph?"

My secret of living to 103? I stay active throwing out junk mail and alert dueling with telephone sales people!

Men discussing a book on a chat show

Not-so-easy listening...

"Well I think the Real question is..."

"You're on 'Ask Sadie.' What's your problem?!"

"So, colony collapse disorder - how funny is it?"

"No one knows his identity. He just turns up, cuts your grass, then departs without leaving his name. They call him the Lawn Ranger."

"I see myself as a lot like Garbo, but very much a people person!"

Books recommended by Oprah and Howard Stern.

"Mmm... now WHERE did i leave my radio..?"

'So...you claim Farmer Jones kept you locked up naked in a dirty sty, fed nothing but garbage and repetitively called you a filthy swine!'

'We've been picking up your radio broadcasts- You must be Fibber McGee and Molly'

Retired Talk Show Host.

As a doctor I can only tell you that the jury is still out as regards the benefits of cannabis in a medical context,however it is my personal opinion that this particular sample would make one bitchin spliff.

Life is better with a laugh track and graphics.

'Alan's claim to fame is that he was once a Jay Leno punch line.'

"First caller is Rudolph, from the North Pole, you're on Rudolph. What's your problem?!. . . And before you speak, lt me just remind everyone that I spent ten years as a detective specializing in tracking down prank callers and mercilessly destroying their self-esteem."

Feelings towards radios #8 People worshipping a radio.

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