Radio Gadget Geeks Prints

'Bo-Peep was fed-up with losing us all the time, so she has us all wear these radio-locator collars now.'

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

'I have a plan 'B' but that's also dependent on a working projector bulb.'

'Let me through, I'm at Doctor.com.'

ACME INDUSTRIES NEW PRODUCTS DIVISION, 'The best part is, it can repossess itself!'

"As you can see, I've alphabetized the items, presents owing if you will, so if you can digitally initial here, here, here, here and here and sign there. Thank you. See you December 24."

'Can our software do that?'

"Where's the business end of this thing?"

"We don't call them 'horns' anymore. They're interactive audio crash deterrent stimulators."

Man on Snowdon with GPS system - "I'd be lost without it."

Check your universal remote control at the door.

'We interrupt this programme for a sex flash.'

Nerd tryouts.

'Don't leave baby alone with this really cool tiny phone. It's a choking hazard.'

Dawing your Cellphone

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

"And with the optional remote you make all these little lights go off and on really quickly." You can have an IT system with all the latest bells and whistles...or you could have one that WORKS

Bicycle sat nav.

The Modern Novel.

City Electronics and Computers...On sale...ROBOT PETS: 'Robot pets is going too far

'E-books?'

"I think our smart home is suffering from separation anxiety. It's following us."

The World's First Electronic Paperweight

Connected to Technology.

"I have to rest. The 'check engine' light on my activity tracker just came on."

Mulching Vacuum Cleaner

Two Generations of Readers

"Your imagination is running wild. That's not a tiny drone sent to spy on us. That's just a fly."

"No, it's not a bug. Since you keep losing you phone, I purchased you a phone-locating drone."

"We don't talk anymore."

"This new phone app for opening the beer is great, Bruce!"

'And the best thing about this electric thermal underwear is, no batteries, it's solar!'

"'Original' to 'Carbon-Paper': Do you copy?"

'Ray's as excited as...well...as excited as a guy who just bought a snowblower on the eve of a storm.'

"My Blackberry will get in touch with your Blackberry."