Radiation Rebels Prints

"I'm not wearing any underwear."

"Think of it as buying in – not selling out."

"The batteries in his TV remote died. The shock of not being able to use it for two minutes has put him in a temporary state of shock."

'In a nutshell, foods are drugged and drugs are eaten like food.'

'So, what do you want to be when you grow up: rebel scum or loyal servant of the supreme android republic?'

'We've gone to profit-sharing. But it's with the IRS.'

"I really got used to working from home."

The New Square Mile Regulator.

'The bottom line: do we wait for the government to approve it as an antibiotic, or do we go ahead right now and sell it as a furniture polish?'

If this plutonium should start to roam,box it's ears and sent it home.

Resume of Claude Brisketson Composer

"Ah, summertime! Robert Potts is sitting in for Jim Jensen, who is sitting in for Harry Reasoner, who is sitting in for Walter Cronkite, who is on vacation."

"What do you consider your most attractive feature and what are you doing about it?"

"As your cell bitch, I imagine my Sarbanes-Oxley expertise should come in quite handy."

Good morning and welcome to National Public Radio, you bloated capitalist swine!

'So... cutting my funding, eh? Well, I've got a pair of mutant fists that say otherwise!'

Brain versus Religion.

Federally Guidelined

"I blame the regulators for giving predatory pricing a bad name."

"Sorry, lady, we gotta quit for the day. Our radio broke."

"He shows enormous potential."

Cluster Catastrophe

Scientists chained to the floor

'My land line is always busy...that's my answering machine fending off robocalls.'

"See this thingamabob attached to your whatchamacallit? That’s the doohickey I was afraid of."

"Lab animals the world over will be grateful for what you're about to do."

We've looked at this data from every angle.I guess it's time for someone to actually read it.

'How about some beef stew? -- the wusses from the Health Department made us discontinue the chili.'

'I'm running into lots of trouble with my ambition to be a shock jock.'

"We just don't get involved with things like double-blind tests and peer review. We're just a little mom-and-pop laboratory."

"Great! You're hired."