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Control Center. A satellite is falling! Tell NASA to divert it so it doesn't hit North Africa. Good golly, Miss Mali!

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

"Behold! As I transform this family size frozen lasagna into a meal for one."

Working in the Hazard Zone!

If nobody had invented graphics

"All our extras are ex-soccer players - they're the best at dramatically faking injuries."

"Legs together, David -- You're hamspreading again."

"Here's the deal, boys. We need to see a little more bickering. We're doing a Reality Show."

'Action!...Cut!...Right, everything else is CGI'

Local News in Heaven

'We're doing a fly on the wall documentary.'

I cut my own hair — using a drone.

Police film evidence

Husband bakes a pie

“Look! We’re on the naked cam!”

"Mom! Kathy's feeding her liver to the dog! Want to see the video?"

"Come to think of it, I can't think of the last time I saw a monarch around here."

"... And in Canada today ... nothing happened."

'And don't be afraid to ask for directions.'

'There's a software glitch. The drones have built a hive and are trying to make honey.'

"I think that's one of those annoying flying drones we've been hearing about!"

'Waiter, there's a drone in my soup.'

"FORE!"

"I'm gonna want that taxidermied."

"In this scene, imagine you're sentient and know what feelings are."

"Well, we can kiss being free-range goodbye."

A fly on the wall documentary.

A convict escaping during the press scrum

Martians spot an Earth UFO

'You don't know how much it would mean to me if you could just jump.'

The Making of a Gag Cartoon

Drone Spray

"It's my extreme sports camera. I thought it would be cool to show my mom what I do at work."

"I think it's from accounting."

'Sure, we kill a few innocent people with drones, but think how many innocent people die in auto accidents.'