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'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

"Behold! As I transform this family size frozen lasagna into a meal for one."

If nobody had invented graphics

Working in the Hazard Zone!

"All our extras are ex-soccer players - they're the best at dramatically faking injuries."

"Legs together, David -- You're hamspreading again."

"Here's the deal, boys. We need to see a little more bickering. We're doing a Reality Show."

'Action!...Cut!...Right, everything else is CGI'

Local News in Heaven

'We're doing a fly on the wall documentary.'

I cut my own hair — using a drone.

Husband bakes a pie

Police film evidence

"Mom! Kathy's feeding her liver to the dog! Want to see the video?"

"... And in Canada today ... nothing happened."

'And don't be afraid to ask for directions.'

"Come to think of it, I can't think of the last time I saw a monarch around here."

“Look! We’re on the naked cam!”

'There's a software glitch. The drones have built a hive and are trying to make honey.'

"I'm gonna want that taxidermied."

"I think that's one of those annoying flying drones we've been hearing about!"

"FORE!"

'Waiter, there's a drone in my soup.'

"In this scene, imagine you're sentient and know what feelings are."

A fly on the wall documentary.

"Well, we can kiss being free-range goodbye."

"Oh goody, Mummy has sent us food ahead of her return!"

'Damn ! I don't have a clue where we are.'

Drone Baby Delivery

"In a late breaking news story, our TV station is on fire."

Drone Spray

'You don't know how much it would mean to me if you could just jump.'

A convict escaping during the press scrum

"It's my extreme sports camera. I thought it would be cool to show my mom what I do at work."

'This is the emergency drone speaking...get out of the way, as of now you are replaced!'