"Retirement options from racing? There are probably only two: a stud farm if you're the winner, the knackery if you're a loser..."
Racing Pundit Prints
Decorate their home or office with eye-catching prints that celebrate the world of racing. Ideal for racing pundits who want to showcase their passion with a touch of artistry.
"So what kind of mood is he in?"
"Oh, I'll be bi-partisan alright, punishing both sides of the aisle."
In the Guru District
They're Not Just That Into It
'Can't they just switch to smaller barrels?'
Another long day down at the Bureau of Earthquake Prediction.
'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'
News and Magazines. Celebrity gossip. Sports scandals. Political bickering. We're out of the "information age" and well into the "too much information age"!
CEO du Jour
Difference of Opinion
"We're suing you under equal opportunities legislation for failure to represent our rights"
'Thank heavens! For a minute there I thought it was the news!'
"Well, at least it's an improvement from last night."
'I look forward to a bigger and bolder vision in my 2nd term.'
Library - Political Science section - 'What to do until the spin doctor comes'
"Whoever made Keir Starmer did a sound professional job."
Where does it all end up?
"Gas. Regular. Premium. Super. You don’t want to know."
"Mom, I'm bored. Do you know something I can get hysterical and panicky about?"
"As I see it, 'Crazy politics' - like not voting on a supreme court nominee - is better than a complete government shutdown."
First you're a law student, then you're a lawyer, then you're a judge, then you're a politician, then you're a criminal.
Obama Healthcare.
"Nous somme desir-eh, go, er, allez, erm, universitaire français, s'il vous plait."
'It's cheaper than gas.'
"Still Undecided Political Blocs"
Display of political memoirs books categorized as: 'Non-fiction,' 'Fiction,' and 'Pure Fantasy'.
Backtrack! A game of Political Undoing
CONGRESS, 'No, no, you don't HAVE to fool all of the people all of the time - you just need to CONFUSE them!'
Budget
The Jose Padilla Experience
"I think the teacher who says that I got into trouble today is part of the fake news conspiracy."
How to make crocodiles cry. . .Living wage proposal.
Torturing the English Language
The wind catches Congressman Blowviatt's jerkin.
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