Racing Game Enthusiast Gifts

"Hey, Baldo, how's it going? You making any progress on that car of yours?"

"I need to tinkle."

"And the winner is… Dan the Man by a nose!"

Bringing Your Child To The Bicycle Race

"Eat my dust!"

"Oh, oh, it seems they've had a little trouble with the hand-off in lane number three."

What an afternoon. Rudy, listen to me. It didn't mean anything. You can't play Xbox 360 all afternoon with a guy and pretend it means nothing. I was drunk! You loved it - all of it. The racing and arcade games, the first-person shooters, but especially ... No ... WWF Wrestling Smackdown. I'm a married woman!

Cross-country runners picking up water and spare batteries.

'God's speed.'

"What now?" Runners disturbing loggers

Cheesie Rider

'We'll have you practising in a milk float in no time!'

Disraeli's Reform Bill Passes the Committee Stage

Chris Froome

'We're almost 1/8th of the way there.'

'Stress'

F1 - Quit Smoking.

Drug Testing Unit: 'Uh Oh!'

'Why do you always win at cards but not horses? I can't shuffle the horses.'

'I can't stand to see an animal in pain....'

Le Mans 24 Hour Tiredness can kill, take a break ...

"Race you to the corner! Last one there is an expired egg substitute!"

"I'll bet you were good at making skid marks?"

The relay race

"On your mark! Get set!"

Grim reaper ambulance

Valentino Rossi (the Doctor)

'So, the egg WAS first.'

Driver at Grand Prix shooting another driver with the cork from champagne

"Lady here wants to put £5 on Cambridge 'Each way'!"

Finish line extended 20 miles.

Cars at the drive in.

'It's the parents' 4x4x400 metres.'

"It's their big annual event—the Run for the Roses."

'This is your third speeding ticket in a week. Sure your horse didn't get into some genetically modified hay?'