Racing Championship Gifts

Driver at Grand Prix shooting another driver with the cork from champagne

'My feet are killing me.'

Bowled over again!

Steep Hill, Slippery When Wet, Watch for Cars Going Faster Than You.

Ancient Racing

"I need to tinkle."

Go! Means NOW!

"Lordy, I am such a klutz!"

10 K Tail-Chase

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

Runner collapsing over the finishing line.

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

Bringing Your Child To The Bicycle Race

A tortoise running along the side of the road, panting.

Bob's Driving School.

Knight in shining Lycra!

"Faster! Middle age is gaining on you!"

"Oh, oh, it seems they've had a little trouble with the hand-off in lane number three."

'Humans seem to be so weight-conscious: My rider weighs himself before each race...'

Annual Swim Hundreds of Miles, Spawn and Die Marathon.

"If you think I ride too fast, Susan...just say so!"

Snail Racing

'Now will you pull over and ask for directions?'

Novak Djokovic has his visa denied to play in Australia as he is unvaccinated

The polar olympics

'Good luck, everyone! Maybe this will be the year somebody finishes the race!'

Bessy had won the 100m sprint... but many suspected Steeroid abuse!

"What now?" Runners disturbing loggers

Living with Ulrich, such an adrenaline high.

'Geoffrey's kit car can go from nought to upside down in under nine seconds.'

Tractor Racing

Smile

Prehistoric Peeps: Even the 'Derby' had its primeval counterpart.

Baby Race.

Cheesie Rider