Racial Issues Reflector Mugs

'Just ask yourself -- Are you better off now than you were two thousand years ago?'

Meet the Enemy

'What worried me most is identity theft.'

'It was my unfair dismissal claim cap.'

"On a clear night when the stars are twinkling over the city, I almost don’t mind that civilization collapsed."

'THAT'S the Holy Land? - You're kidding, right?'

'I believe in the free enterprise system. I haven't paid for anything in the past 27 years...'

'Can you remember where you were when you first realized you were full of crap?'

Psychiatrist's Notice - THINK BACK

"'A land of milk and honey'? - But I'm on a DIET!"

"And remember, if you need anything I'm available 24/6."

"If I've got no messages how do I know I even EXIST!"

'A cocoon? Boy, he is having a mid-life crisis!'

"Maybe a career as a tour guide wasn't for you."

Prescriptions Financed

"I was a cog in the machine for thirty years, and then it went solid-state!"

'They figure that if they're giving us adult prison sentences they also have to give us adult sized prison garb.'

'We've all read the report cover to cover. Anyone read all that stuff in the middle?'

Something for Everyone!

"I really enjoyed the Bible."

'God's dead. We're closed.'

"I bet that under your preachy, holier-than-thou attitude is another preachy, holier-than-thou attitude."

'I come here when I want to sit and reflect.'

'It's middle age spread.' 'I can't believe I'm not thinner.'

"I was a used-car salesman, but I was terrible at it."

We learned about white racism in math class today.

'There's something to be said for being in the lowly 1-percent group in today's economy...right?'

"Everything I have, son, I have because your grandfather left it to me. I see now that that was a bad thing."