Racegoer Pillows

Best Hat Award

Ancient Racing

Tension filled the tent.

A day at the races

Bringing Your Child To The Bicycle Race

"Eat my dust!"

Runner collapsing over the finishing line.

"Marco ..."

Danger Slow Sand.

"You keep an eye on our horse. I'm checking to see if the bookie runs off with our money."

"Oh, oh, it seems they've had a little trouble with the hand-off in lane number three."

What an afternoon. Rudy, listen to me. It didn't mean anything. You can't play Xbox 360 all afternoon with a guy and pretend it means nothing. I was drunk! You loved it - all of it. The racing and arcade games, the first-person shooters, but especially ... No ... WWF Wrestling Smackdown. I'm a married woman!

"Trust me. Don't do it."

Cross-country runners picking up water and spare batteries.

"What now?" Runners disturbing loggers

'We'll have you practising in a milk float in no time!'

Palin 2012

Prehistoric Peeps: Even the 'Derby' had its primeval counterpart.

'We're almost 1/8th of the way there.'

'Stress'

Drug Testing Unit: 'Uh Oh!'

F1 - Quit Smoking.

"Lady here wants to put £5 on Cambridge 'Each way'!"

At the poetic justice fair.

Valentino Rossi (the Doctor)

The relay race

As years of unspoken tension surfaced, Trunky refused to raise his hand like a coward.

'So, the egg WAS first.'

Grim reaper ambulance

"On your mark! Get set!"

"Race you to the corner! Last one there is an expired egg substitute!"

Driver at Grand Prix shooting another driver with the cork from champagne

Finish line extended 20 miles.

"And when my head hits the dashboard, I want you to pass me a compensation claim form."

Get a life