Racecourse Manager Prints

Great Attraction - Derby Racecourse.

-Sorry about yesterday, I was ill! -You didn't look ill when I saw you at the races! -You didn't see me after the fifth leg!

Site of new Super Gamblers Anonymous.

"Let's change table stakes to vacation days."

"There goes the merger between Brigg's corporation and Ludlow industries!"

'Pay outhouse' with a sign that says, 'Drop 25¢ in can.'

"Me, I've quit racing. I was very good at it, but I just couldn't hack the early training sessions..."

'No, you can't win it. But if you can figure out how to get my wife's car off the lake, I'd appreciate it.'

'The other one, Vince! Grab the other one! He's got a Rolex!'

"Instead of eggs, you're going to look after the lost balls in the water hazards."

Danger! Litigators, retrieve golf balls at your own risk.

'Some people are betting all their savings on me... I can't handle the pressure anymore...'

'Lost again. I hope you kept a diary of your trip.'

'Don't put any money on him. I saw him placing a bet on the favourite.'

Cheapskate b*****d told me he'd laid on a box for me to watch the races.

Panto Horse at the Races

"What have you done?"

'Careful. The house always wins.'

'At a glnace, I'd say you've got a dodgy starter.'

"Just give me a minute, Mr. Vice-President, and I'll try to explain the difference between contributions to the Nature Conservancy and greens fees."

"...and those are cheese and cucumber..."

'I was betting you wouldn't show.'

Mole living in golf hole.

'Best let them know there's a couple of loose horses at the fourth!'

'Maybe you're sitting on the wrong end.'

Confusion on the Railways

'Look at'em... They're HUGE.'

Clancy: Replay

"Excuse me, is this a smoking area?"

'My dad says school is a waste of time and that as long as I'm fast, I'll succeed...'

Golfers! Do not walk on this fairway! Crawl on your belly like a lizard.

"I wish I'd never mentioned that he had a stone in his hoof!"

Caliban Park

"Perhaps we can arrive a a mutually beneficial arrangement?"

"I like the look of this steamer in the 2.30."