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"...and those are cheese and cucumber..."

"Your food didn't melt, young man... this is the soup course."

LAY ZEE FUK

"I know you didn't order the snails, sir. They're complimentary with the salad."

"When I was your age. I was really smelly."

The wonderful world of cheese.

"So this coffee shop if your 'hangout'?"

'Plastic corks, then screw caps; when they come out with a flip-n-sip Chateau Petrus I'm hanging up my tastevin.'

Gaston's Gourmet Truckstop

Every time you make a blend, somewhere, a wine maker dies.

Hamish Harris. The boy bon vivant.

"Hmmm... low ash content. Smells like someone switched to canola oil... wait, is that tripe I smell?"

'No, I'm not the sommelier; in fact, I don't even work here - I've just always wanted to try this wine.'

French wine

"Yes, we have blue cheese. Do you want it in electric, sky or navy blue?"

"Everything taste so divinely artisanal."

-Sorry about yesterday, I was ill! -You didn't look ill when I saw you at the races! -You didn't see me after the fifth leg!

"Hmmm ... you're right — I forgot the brie."

Craft Donuts vs. Craft Beer

"Deep-dish pizza calls for deep-glass beer."

"They always throw us stale bread, so I've decided to bake my own, fresh break..."

'You're lucky there, Sir. That's the last one in the world.'

"It comes with a small Greek salad."

PREPARING A POMEGRANATE FOR DUMMIES

'So it's the Mumm's Cordon Rouge, '98 Pouilly-Fuisse, '86 Chateau Margaux, and the '92 Barsac - would you like any food?'

"Well I wouldn't eat it, but don't let that put you off."

"The wine has subtle hints of expensive pretension, but it's balanced nicely by the screw cap."

"Regular service or affected?"

"I always end up buying way more black-truffle honey than I intended."

'I'm sorry, sir, but it's hats off for the Chef's Special!'

'You want to eat out tonight? -- What if we get addicted to good food?'

'What'll it be?'

'You'll find it has a bouquet reminiscent of cherries and chocolate, a silky texture and best of all, for me, a 72% gross margin.'

"Waiter... my entrée fell over."