Race Track Regular Mugs

Competitive Horse at the Racetracks.

The steeple-chase. Man reads a sign stating that no horseman is allowed to follow the racehorses over the course.

'Look Gloria its the Shetland Grand National!'

'I like the look of that Trojan Boy.'

'It gives me great pleasure in presenting you with the jockey of the year award.'

'Your wife borrowed the car.'

'Come on, let me win today: It's my jockey's birthday!'

'Fiver on the rabbit, please.'

'So you've won a few races: I still don't think you need worry about the paparazzi!'

"I hope the rest of the races are more exciting."

Disraeli's Reform Bill Passes the Committee Stage

'Why do you always win at cards but not horses? I can't shuffle the horses.'

'I'm racing him in the 4.30.'

Before becoming the legend that he is today, Nostradamus first enjoyed a pretty good living at the tracks.

Record department with rock, crossover and classical sections.

'You're away, Doc!'

'I love Brahms' 2nd Symphony in A minor, especially the part where it pauses and the voice says, 'Please hold for the next available broker'.'

'Do you think he'll win the second race?'

It's very quick and looks great in speed camera photos.

'Lost again. I hope you kept a diary of your trip.'

I don't like the look of that fish! Can I help it if it had ugly parents?

'I hear the meeting was cancelled last Saturday.' - 'Yeah. Someone drugged the hare.'

'He's an experienced golfer! Experienced in sand traps, water hazards and slicing.'

Itchy Butt 50

"I prefer his later stuff"

'I know it's safe... but it is still the last time I let you buy the car.'

'Knock if off, O'Reilly. You are herewith officially charged with bringing racing into disrepute.'

The Disadvantage of Easier Golf Courses

'Best let them know there's a couple of loose horses at the fourth!'

A typical Newcastle fan.

"How old were you before you discovered our football song wasn't the national anthem?"

"I like the look of this steamer in the 2.30."

'I can't find my keys!'

-You seem certain he'll win the second race! -Yes, because he's in the FIRST race!

Finishing Line