Race Track Adventurer Mugs

Lion Escapes from Zoo

'Wavering between being bullish or bearish'

Bob's Driving School.

"You keep an eye on our horse. I'm checking to see if the bookie runs off with our money."

"I run around this high school track every morning."

"She was right -- Her teddy bear did squish your action figure!"

Runner going through hurdles.

'Why do you always win at cards but not horses? I can't shuffle the horses.'

Caution, Student Self-Driver

Fat Kid 2- Plays with some Blue tac (colour)

'I hate running in the outside lane.'

Wherever You Go, There You Are - Next Exit.

"Careful George. You don't want to hurt our baby boy."

'He's known as the hardest-driving track coach in the country.'

'Stick em up' Kid plays with gun

Teddy bears hiding

Children playing around a water pump

T-Rex Racing: A Short-Lived Sport

Before becoming the legend that he is today, Nostradamus first enjoyed a pretty good living at the tracks.

"A man and his choo-choo."

Wrong Way.

'The blooming thing took a wrong turn off the course.'

'I normally don't ride a dirt bike, but my motorcycle doesn't do well on potholes.'

Pit Stop for Track and Field

What to do if the kids take away your car.

It's very quick and looks great in speed camera photos.

'How did it go at the track today, dear?'

"It's amazing how smoothly Kipper and I get along together..."

Tedium Tours.

With Running Lanes/Without Running Lanes

'I know it's safe... but it is still the last time I let you buy the car.'

Woman gets a flat tire and waits for help.

'And remember, when you reach the speed of sound the controls work in the reverse direction.'