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Race Pun Enthusiast T-Shirts
Let their t-shirt do the talking with clever race puns woven into stylish, comfortable designs. A fun gift for runners and pun enthusiasts alike.
Snowman in hospital bed with snow globe I.V.
'I win!'
'It's a snow mobile.'
'Don't you love the clean, fresh smell of the morning air?'
"Don't worry, Emily. . . I'm woke and you're woke, so I'm sure our baby will turn out woke!"
"I beg your pardon," said Alice, "but which of you is the Democrat?"
Rattache
Cake News: Britain Desserts EU
"Hey Kevin! Care to enter the office football pool!"
"We're not a school. We're a political action committee!"
Road sign indicating Heart of England and Triple Bypass.
'Yes, he plans to accept his party's nomination but first I have to accept his apology.'
Fresh Blood In Politics
'Very good, but not quite 'presidential vision'.'
'I know you're tired of hearing the same old political cliches, but I believe in recycling.'
That's not what they mean when they say that Dick Cheney knows where all the bones are buried.
'The nation is evenly divided again...the red states, Atkins Diet...the blue states, South Beach.'
"We're looking for a solution to Brexit. If Mrs Mggins doesn't come up with anything we have Harold sacrificing a goat to Woden next door."
"Oh, that's right next year is an election year..."
Four More More Years
"A lot of voter's will be floating today."
'He was a lifelong knee-jerk liberal until he got knee replacement surgery.'
Harper's Cat Speaks: 'To whom it may concern: I will be cutting down on kitty treats.'
OBAMA, 'Because left is the new right!'
'I'm a little worried about the dedication to His Satanic Majesty, Bishop.'
Finish Line.
'So, Cameron and Clegg have formed a coition.' - 'Sorry, coalition.' - 'Reminder to self. 'No more cheese before bed time.''
"Read my lips!"
Credibility
Whosoever pulls this sword from the stone shalt become king. Sure, but it's a lot better than going through months of primaries and caucuses!
"If a politician doesn't agree with another, one of them is wrong... if they do agree, one of them is wrong."
America's funniest campaign promises...
The first and last time a Democrat and Republican voted for each other.
'That's three strikes. You're Out!'
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Race Pun Enthusiast Mugs
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Race Pun Enthusiast Pillows
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Race Pun Enthusiast Prints
Decorate with witty race pun prints that celebrate their passion for running and clever wordplay. A fun addition to their home or office.