Pun-loving Sports Fan T-Shirts

'...he thought he'd killed you !'

"All our extras are ex-soccer players - they're the best at dramatically faking injuries."

Alternative fielding positions

'Almost anyone can learn to play golf, and you're the 'almost'.'

'Anyone else want to get up and leave before the game is over?'

'Here we go again...'

'...and watch out for his 'flipper'!'

"Lord Stanley's Cup...and Bailey"

Football heads...

'When you said, Dream Team, I thought you meant the Swiss Bikini Team.'

The Cricketer and the Golfer

"You are aware that’s a golf ball?"

'Don't get up. ... I've got it!'

Punishment for the kicker.

'Five seconds! ...Four ...Three ...Two ...One ...SPRING!!'

Team medic spraying deodorant

'Focus! Focus! You've just gotta' forget about their home ground advantage.

"Listen, I've had 25 fights and won all but 24 of them."

Captain Ahab and Moby Dick in Retirement

'...And Timmy, as usual, will guard goal.'

Golf escape.

"Cricket...six minutes of excitement crammed into six hours!"

'...Do the Hokey-Pokey and turn yourselves around...'

'In this...um...part of the circle...'

"Twenty seven shots, first hole. I think we'll call that a dodo."

'The Ref gave out 4 yellow cards, 2 reds and 7 Valentine cards.'

'What do we think? We think it's foolish to skip obedience school and go straight to the NBS...'

'Will you lean on the other post for awhile, please?.'

"Oh, come on ref. How can you not see that?!"

Dominique Valera - The King/Cat

'Youth Baseball Clinic: How To Develop A Deep-Rooted Hatred Of The Media.'