Race Escort Mugs

'I'm not going to 'pick up the *@*# pace' just because he is dying for a beer.'

'My feet are killing me.'

Bringing Your Child To The Bicycle Race

"Eat my dust!"

Danger Slow Sand.

"I feel off. I want to feel off and running."

"You keep an eye on our horse. I'm checking to see if the bookie runs off with our money."

A smiling cyclist

"Oh, oh, it seems they've had a little trouble with the hand-off in lane number three."

Cross-country runners picking up water and spare batteries.

'We're almost 1/8th of the way there.'

Drug Testing Unit: 'Uh Oh!'

'Stress'

'I hate running in the outside lane.'

'What a control freak!'

The relay race

"Race you to the corner! Last one there is an expired egg substitute!"

Finish line extended 20 miles.

Get a life

"It's their big annual event—the Run for the Roses."

'GET READY! SET!...'TIME!'

'... Get set... Wait! We forgot the water!'

'Let him go. We'll catch him in the backstretch. Hippos can run faster than humans, but only in short bursts.'

Athlete being chased by a dog.

A number of runners run through police tape.

"I don't get it. If he's no faster than me, how come he always beats me?"

"What about your precious opposable thumbs now?"

'On your mark, get set...'

"We ran into a marathon."

"Why would I sign up for a marathon? Well, Coubertin said it best: "the most important thing is not to win, but to take part"..."

'I'd bet that with that race engine, you could beat anybody to the neighborhood grocery store.'