Race Documentarian Pillows

"I brought my phone so I can take a selfie of a disputed finish."

"It was years ago, for a nature documentary, and they said it was going to be very artistic."

The Food Chain

Live Stream

"Then one day, as I caught a tennis ball in midair, I asked myself, 'Is this all there is?'"

'We're doing a fly on the wall documentary.'

Police film evidence

Crocodile

Kirsten Johnson

Maria Sibylla Merian

"No word from the company – but, it's clear that this is a major spill."

"Ugh! Stop making a drama documentary out of a molehill."

"I remembered that time you said you wished you had a biographer."

'Phoor...watch these sperm whales at it...ah...yes..yes...'

Poor vs Rich

A fly on the wall documentary.

'I still say these shots need more action.'

'If whales are so intelligent, why do they swim near Japan?'

'Great! So that's the film... Now for the sound!'

'I'm freezing...The rich list is a little thin this year.'

"Nothing like the History Channel to get you to appreciate these peaceful times we're enjoying."

'Hold it - someone's filming this without permission!'

'Coming up next...more of man's inhumanity to man...in hi-def.'

"Those pervs from the nature channel are filming us again."

'Because it's there.' ... 'Because he may fall.'

'If you're going to stare at that thing all day, at least watch something educational,,, like Japan,'

An environmental documentary crew filming garbage washing up on the beach.