Race Car Drinker Pillows

'At that speed, you should put racing stripes on your glass.'

Bringing Your Child To The Bicycle Race

"Eat my dust!"

"Oh, oh, it seems they've had a little trouble with the hand-off in lane number three."

Cross-country runners picking up water and spare batteries.

'We'll have you practising in a milk float in no time!'

'I win!'

'We're almost 1/8th of the way there.'

'Gentlemen, invent your engines.'

Drug Testing Unit: 'Uh Oh!'

'Stress'

F1 - Quit Smoking.

'So, the egg WAS first.'

"On your mark! Get set!"

"Lady here wants to put £5 on Cambridge 'Each way'!"

"I'll bet you were good at making skid marks?"

Grim reaper ambulance

"Race you to the corner! Last one there is an expired egg substitute!"

Driver at Grand Prix shooting another driver with the cork from champagne

The relay race

Finish line extended 20 miles.

'It's the parents' 4x4x400 metres.'

Cars at the drive in.

"It's their big annual event—the Run for the Roses."

'GET READY! SET!...'TIME!'

'... Get set... Wait! We forgot the water!'

'The blooming thing took a wrong turn off the course.'

A number of runners run through police tape.

"Come on, Lucky Lady!"

'Why did he cut the chicane - the giant spider isn't on the track, he's on our screen.'

Athlete being chased by a dog.

'Think Basics.'

"I don't get it. If he's no faster than me, how come he always beats me?"