Race Car Drinker Pillows

'At that speed, you should put racing stripes on your glass.'

Bringing Your Child To The Bicycle Race

"Eat my dust!"

"Oh, oh, it seems they've had a little trouble with the hand-off in lane number three."

What an afternoon. Rudy, listen to me. It didn't mean anything. You can't play Xbox 360 all afternoon with a guy and pretend it means nothing. I was drunk! You loved it - all of it. The racing and arcade games, the first-person shooters, but especially ... No ... WWF Wrestling Smackdown. I'm a married woman!

Cross-country runners picking up water and spare batteries.

'We'll have you practising in a milk float in no time!'

'I win!'

'We're almost 1/8th of the way there.'

Drug Testing Unit: 'Uh Oh!'

F1 - Quit Smoking.

'Stress'

'Gentlemen, invent your engines.'

Driver at Grand Prix shooting another driver with the cork from champagne

Grim reaper ambulance

"On your mark! Get set!"

Get ready ... Get set ...

'So, the egg WAS first.'

"Lady here wants to put £5 on Cambridge 'Each way'!"

The relay race

"Race you to the corner! Last one there is an expired egg substitute!"

"I'll bet you were good at making skid marks?"

Finish line extended 20 miles.

'It's the parents' 4x4x400 metres.'

"It's their big annual event—the Run for the Roses."

Cars at the drive in.

'GET READY! SET!...'TIME!'

'Think Basics.'

Athlete being chased by a dog.

'Why did he cut the chicane - the giant spider isn't on the track, he's on our screen.'

'The blooming thing took a wrong turn off the course.'

'... Get set... Wait! We forgot the water!'

The horses are off and "Movie Star" take the lead. Here comes "Freight Train" on the rail. Around the bend and down the stretch "Yoge Pose" takes the lead. It might be "Short Circuit" at the wire. No! The winner is "Selfie" in a photo finish!

"Come on, Lucky Lady!"

A number of runners run through police tape.