Quotation Curator Gifts

"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "

'Hurry, wipe it off before Dad comes home!'

Historical memory is on life support.

'Alas, poor Yorick, I knew you well. But dude, you're creeping me out, so I gotta un-friend you!'

"Je suis Descartes, donc, je pense."

'It's a Joan Biro.'

"To paraprase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure with out pain au chocolat."

"I'm just a girl, standing in front of a buoy..."

"Say hello to my little friend."

''Science moves but slowly, slowly, creeping on from point to point.' Tennyson.'

"Oh, this old thing?"

Misunderstood artist

Well, you know these child prodigies - they can be very demanding about how their work is displayed.

Girl to boy, 'Mom says don't play it again, Sam.'

'I imagine you'll be asking for a full refund.'

Euripides: 'If we could be twice young and twice old, we could correct all our mistakes.'

Frederic Auguste Bartholdi

Convenience.

The Rise of Modern Art

"I got those famous last words you wanted"

Man selling 'pearls of wisdom'.

Shakespeare Street

Three street vendors sit side by side selling their art; two of the vendors are selling normal paintings while the third is a Neanderthal selling cave paintings.

Mortally Wounded at the Battle of Quebec, General James Wolfe Forgets His Last Words

Sold! For £42,000 to the... No wait - it's the wrong way round!

''Science moves but slowly, slowly, creeping on from point to point'. Tennyson.'

"...Accept finite disappointment, but NEVER LOSE INFINITE HOPE."

'He knows everything about art. But he doesn't know what he likes.'

Curators at the Louvre Museum would regret approving the installation of a work on a wall behind the Mona Lisa.

'And the life of man, solitary, poore, nasty, brutish, and short.' -- Thomas Hobbes, 'I dated a guy like that once.'

"Don't you find her work just so wonderfully liberating!"