Quokka Admirer Mugs

'It gives the entire breed a bad name.'

Greenfingers.

"Our bond is stronger because we chose each other."

"Listen! They're playing our bong."

'Thank you for the apple Conrad. But in answer to your question, no, you may not address me as 'Boopsie'.'

Knight ponders on how to remove sword from the stone. Peasant onlooker says: 'You wanna get some WD-40 on that, mate.'

Cargo Bay at Thames Warehouse

"Of all the labour saving devices invented in the last 70 years, this is one's favourite."

"You look pretty shifty in the getup. . . even for the subway."

Remarkably Richmond

Shhh – I'm taking a virtual nap.

"If you need anything in the building, just call the super. This is the only known photo of him."

Sharp Eyes

Statue of Liberty With Face Mask

Elizabeth II

God Creating the Universe...

Yeah? Delivery! Come on up!

Despite some initial reservations, the knights were often grateful for Guinevere's presence at the Round Table.

"Sorry, y'all — no locals. This is a tourists-only bar."

"I'm addicted to water."

'It may be just a dog turd too you - but to Professor Brian Cox and me it's a little piece of stardust.' (Based on the fact that Professor Cox is fond of stating that most of the atoms that make up living things was created inside stars)

Pizza London Eye

A tiny, yet majestic creature, the butt ox.

"Your covers been blown 007....you'll have to be called 008 from now on."

Clydesdale never misses a beat.

007 regretted switching to beer

Countess

On the Town.

"I'm a Big Apple kinda guy, stuck in the Garden State."

"Living in space makes you grow taller."

'Don't look at me - I didn't have anything to do with Tunguska!'

Queen Elizabeth overtakes Victoria as longest reigning monarch on September 9th, 2015

"I don't know art but I know what I like and I like it."

Leaning on a Lamp post

'YOU ARE HERE'