007 Admirer Mugs

"Your covers been blown 007....you'll have to be called 008 from now on."

James Bond in a Snow Globe

'I guess it's not much consolation but I thought your impersonation of the King was a riot.'

"Stop summoning me about rising sea levels. I do costumed supervillains staling jewels, men in beanies grabbing handbags - that sort of thing."

Super Strength, Impervious to Bullets And Explosions

Knight ponders on how to remove sword from the stone. Peasant onlooker says: 'You wanna get some WD-40 on that, mate.'

Cargo Bay at Thames Warehouse

Remarkably Richmond

"His name's Bond. Mittens Bond."

Knight sees sign near castle: 'Prince's Parking, All Others Will Be Toad.'

"If you need anything in the building, just call the super. This is the only known photo of him."

"Good luck Mr. Bond, you have one minute to diffuse this tantrum."

Masquerade

The next damn Batman.

Superbaldie.

"Ya know, dad...I get to pretend I'm a superhero because of real heroes like you."

Legal Firm, Suits, 30% Off.

Stret boy making a comment about a military man

Sarah Palin Fact #2783, Sarah Palin makes her own diamond earrings by squeezing coal.

Sean Connery - Resht In Peash

Despite some initial reservations, the knights were often grateful for Guinevere's presence at the Round Table.

Chickenspox

When clowns run out ammunition.

"They're perfect astronauts. Fast velocity followed by a long, slow pace."

The British Hamlet. He says: 'Alas poor Yorick, I knew him ... well, I say knew, more of an acquaintance really. Only met the chap three or four times.'

'I'm putting you in charge of the national happiness index.'

Zorro, The Embroiderer

Superhero

Euphemistic.

Pizza London Eye