Quizzical Scholar Pillows

String theory class

'In a nutshell, foods are drugged and drugs are eaten like food.'

Schrodinger's Black Box

Science Museum. Why are you skeptical about the things scientists say? Because they claim the universe is expanding but when I visited my childhood hometown, everything was smaller.

"Your assumption that a one in a million chance event MUST be a miracle shows you drastically underestimate the total number of regularly occurring events."

Non-Creative Writing, Also Known as Plagiarism 101.

"When I get to Heaven, will I still have to clean my room?"

Beyond the known and the unknown.

'I wonder how Curious George fits into all this?'

"God works in mysterious ways."

"What do you want to be when you grow up?" "Nothing. I'm going into stem cell research."

'Academic freedom doesn't mean you're free not to study.'

'See, dear, you can't believe everything you read. It says so right here on the internet!'

"If everything is God's will, tell me again why I need to study for exams?"

'Can you debunk my essay?'

Trivia/Great Literature.

'You can't win - a little knowledge is a dangerous thing, but ignorance is no excuse!'

"I don't know why we try so hard to get the right answers. There isn't even a prize."

'It's called a telescope son. It's sort of like a low-tech search engine.'

"Yes, I'm sure that going to school isn't the same as eating from the Tree of Knowledge."

'There goes another one. Galileo, don't you have any idea what makes them do that?'

Philosophy Test Today. This "Meaning of Life" question -- is that essay or true-false?

'Cat Lit. You?'

"Do I need to know this stuff to get into medical school?"

Evolution or Creation? A Compromise

'Did spiders invent bungee jumping, Dad?'

'My God Pearson you're right. All these years the greates scientific minds have been looking for the theory of everything and all we had to do was Google it!'

Wordplay: Dilemma.

Kid to church leader: 'Is Heaven environmentally friendly?'

I don't know if neuronal stem cells can or cannot become blood cells but one thing is for sure, neuronal stem cells can become controversial.

"...I want to find out whether there's any truth in the belief that money can't buy happiness."

"Gracie, would you like to live in jar?"

We have control of you brain.

"The conclusion of my essay on the pros and cons of domestication is that we're missing out on a lot of stuff Dad..."

"Miss, you said that a single rabbit could reproduce a hundred times a year? What about a married rabbit?"