Quiz Night Pillows

'I hope he didn't write the menu.' (Pub quizzers comment on poor grammar)

"No conifering, please."

"Quiz Night? I thought Monday was Kinky Fun Night."

"I've always dreamed of being on an academic team like this! It's great that we can all depend on each other!"

"My answers could be right. Your quiz just asked the wrong questions."

Academic Jeopardy ... 'What Was the Maiden Name of Dante Alighieri's Maternal Grandmother?'

"Now our contestant will try to guess which of you is the very last individual of your species."

Victoria's pre-marriage questionnaire continues...'Can I get input from the guys at the bar on this one?'

Before the Internet

Well HERE'S some good news...Judgement Day has been replaced by a multiple choice questionnaire.

Funky Facts: Football.

Miss America IQ Pageant

The First Annual Game Show Week.

"Is this a 'GOTCHA' question?"

Examinations.

'I don't know much about history, don't know much biology ... but we'll be OK if there's a round on song lyrics.'

'I know the answer. I just need a moment to come to grips with it.'

Senior Jeopardy!

'If I don't chew this, my S.A.T. scores will skyrocket.'

Trivia Night in Apartment 8-G

Academic Jeopardy - "The great unknowns and cosmic uncertainties of the universe are reduced by this number daily."

Spot Quiz....

Useless information desk at trivia buff convention

Quiz Night...

'Number three?', 'This is NOT a quiz!'

"The official measure of an inch is three iPhones stacked on top of each other."

"Our next contestant is Mildred and her specialist subject is "Other People's Business""

'What was Marx's theory of the origin of capital?'

'Gifted class, indeed. One is gifted in science, but he can't read - one is gifted in reading, but won't even try math...'

I love being right.

A planet like ours - pub quiz dolphin

Spot the fur ball.

City centre pub.

'Number three?', 'This is NOT a quiz!'

"And here are today's categories...."