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"Those were the toughest tryouts I've ever had. Everyone has shown great improvement, but I only have one slot open. Congratulations, Gracie! You're the newest member of our academic decathlon team!"

"I've always dreamed of being on an academic team like this! It's great that we can all depend on each other!"

Academic Jeopardy ... 'What Was the Maiden Name of Dante Alighieri's Maternal Grandmother?'

Brian was very proud of his dog.

Bowled over again!

'Your shoe's untied.'

"England losing from a penalty shootout again!"

Girl does mathematical equation. Man says 'Tut! Teenagers today and their problems ...'

'You wouldn't happen to be sitting on my entry to the straightest runner bean competition?'

Before the Internet

The First Annual Game Show Week.

Funky Facts: Football.

Miss America IQ Pageant

Well HERE'S some good news...Judgement Day has been replaced by a multiple choice questionnaire.

Big Hank's shooting gallery.

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

'Congratulations, you graduated.'

"Could you repeat that word?"

Can't Touch This

'It's the same everywhere: body over brains.'

'I don't know much about history, don't know much biology ... but we'll be OK if there's a round on song lyrics.'

'I know the answer. I just need a moment to come to grips with it.'

Senior Jeopardy!

Useless information desk at trivia buff convention

Spot Quiz....

Cat medal presentations take a long time

Pipe Smoker of the Year Awards.

'Want to make it two out of three?'

Academic Jeopardy - "The great unknowns and cosmic uncertainties of the universe are reduced by this number daily."

'Henderson always walks away with the neighborhood pumpkin carving contest.'

Quiz Night...

The Unsportables: Relay

First Prize!

'What was Marx's theory of the origin of capital?'

'Number three?', 'This is NOT a quiz!'