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"Maybe if I make myself inconspicuous I won't be called on."

"I've always dreamed of being on an academic team like this! It's great that we can all depend on each other!"

Before the Internet

Senior Jeopardy!

Spot Quiz....

Serious Putty

Useless information desk at trivia buff convention

"That was one of the hardest exams ever. I don't think anybody got a good grade."

'Before you give us your surprise test, could we have a surprise study period?'

'So, ten thousand pounds could be yours if you call in and answer this question...Why the hell aren't you in bed?!'

Spot the fur ball.

'Number three?', 'This is NOT a quiz!'

"You don't have to answer that."

'Relax. This is only a test.'

'Do either of you fancy joining our pub quiz team?'

'Can I go home now, before I get overeducated?'

'English homework leaves a pleasant after taste. History takes like fast food. But math is a real bummer on my digestive tract.'

"Shouldn't you be studying?

'I was born with math immunity, so I'm special. I know that.'

The Mom quiz show

Pandemic Jeopardy

The Procrastinatorium.

"No, I'm not doing my homework, but I am watching a YouTube video of someone doing theirs."

"When I hear the word mathematics I immediately think of three things. Boring and useless."

Cunning as a Fox hey? Well, I saw you cheating Mister! D-Minus!

"I realize you want to enjoy every last minute of summer, but it's not possible to stay awake until school starts."

'According to the compatibility test in this magazine, no jury would convict me.'

'Please join us.'

"Just this once, can we not talk about news or politics or money or family or relationships or children or friends or sex or religion or sports or culture or real estate or the past or the future?"

'...no you can't phone a friend!'