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"Maybe if I make myself inconspicuous I won't be called on."

"I've always dreamed of being on an academic team like this! It's great that we can all depend on each other!"

Academic Jeopardy ... 'What Was the Maiden Name of Dante Alighieri's Maternal Grandmother?'

Before the Internet

Mental Wellness Center. Some folks coming here are working on multiple issues. Earlier, I saw a germaphobe with a fear of flying. Using an airplane bathroom must be completely out of the question! There's a narcissist with math anxiety and a fear of public speaking. He hopes one day he can stand in front of a large audience and count all the wonderful qualities he believes he has. And that guy has claustrophobia combined with a fear of success. Looks like he's going through a rough period

Senior Jeopardy!

Useless information desk at trivia buff convention

Serious Putty

Spot Quiz....

'Before you give us your surprise test, could we have a surprise study period?'

"That was one of the hardest exams ever. I don't think anybody got a good grade."

'Number three?', 'This is NOT a quiz!'

'So, ten thousand pounds could be yours if you call in and answer this question...Why the hell aren't you in bed?!'

Philosophy Test Today. This "Meaning of Life" question -- is that essay or true-false?

Spot the fur ball.

"You don't have to answer that."

'Relax. This is only a test.'

'Do either of you fancy joining our pub quiz team?'

"Shouldn't you be studying?

'Can I go home now, before I get overeducated?'

'English homework leaves a pleasant after taste. History takes like fast food. But math is a real bummer on my digestive tract.'

The Mom quiz show

Pharmacy School. We're having a pop quiz. I should have known there'd be surprise drug tests in pharmacy school.

'I was born with math immunity, so I'm special. I know that.'

Pandemic Jeopardy

The Procrastinatorium.

"No, I'm not doing my homework, but I am watching a YouTube video of someone doing theirs."

Cunning as a Fox hey? Well, I saw you cheating Mister! D-Minus!

'Please join us.'

'According to the compatibility test in this magazine, no jury would convict me.'

Quizzo tonight! Win a tee shirt! Trivia is my middle name, but I have all the tee shirts I need. So, tell me something: Are there Quizzo groupies?

"I realize you want to enjoy every last minute of summer, but it's not possible to stay awake until school starts."

I don't need to know any math --- I'm going to be a politician.

"When I hear the word mathematics I immediately think of three things. Boring and useless."

"Just this once, can we not talk about news or politics or money or family or relationships or children or friends or sex or religion or sports or culture or real estate or the past or the future?"