Quitting Smoking Humor T-Shirts

Declare your smoke-free triumph with our witty quitting smoking t-shirts. Perfect for motivational wear that makes everyone smile while celebrating your healthy choice.

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"The patch isn't helping you quit, is it?"

"The patch isn't helping you quit, is it?" mockup

"The patch isn't helping you quit, is it?"

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"Since I've gone over to roll-ups I find I can get by on just one cigarette a day!"

"Since I've gone over to roll-ups I find I can get by on just one cigarette a day!" mockup

"Since I've gone over to roll-ups I find I can get by on just one cigarette a day!"

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Smokers smoking on the moon, Astronauts smoking on the moon

Smokers smoking on the moon, Astronauts smoking on the moon mockup

Smokers smoking on the moon, Astronauts smoking on the moon

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'our chances seemed pretty good until you lighted that 20.'

'our chances seemed pretty good until you lighted that 20.' mockup

'our chances seemed pretty good until you lighted that 20.'

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"I'm afraid the umbrella constitutes an enclosed space and must be taken down."

"I'm afraid the umbrella constitutes an enclosed space and must be taken down." mockup

"I'm afraid the umbrella constitutes an enclosed space and must be taken down."

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'Why can't you just chew bones like other dogs?' (dog smoking pipe).

'Why can't you just chew bones like other dogs?' (dog smoking pipe). mockup

'Why can't you just chew bones like other dogs?' (dog smoking pipe).

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"I only allow myself one after a meal - I'm now down to 43 meals a day!"

"I only allow myself one after a meal - I'm now down to 43 meals a day!" mockup

"I only allow myself one after a meal - I'm now down to 43 meals a day!"

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'Well actually, the only reason I put my head out of the window is that Master smokes while driving...'

'Well actually, the only reason I put my head out of the window is that Master smokes while driving...' mockup

'Well actually, the only reason I put my head out of the window is that Master smokes while driving...'

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'Well the dog's been passively smoking our fags for the past ten years, so I think it's only fair that he has a nicotene patch too.'

'Well the dog's been passively smoking our fags for the past ten years, so I think it's only fair that he has a nicotene patch too.' mockup

'Well the dog's been passively smoking our fags for the past ten years, so I think it's only fair that he has a nicotene patch too.'

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"Smoking causes cancer in humans. I'm canine."

"Smoking causes cancer in humans. I'm canine." mockup

"Smoking causes cancer in humans. I'm canine."

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Cigarettes $7.50 - Ask About Our Easy Payment Plan.

Cigarettes $7.50 - Ask About Our Easy Payment Plan. mockup

Cigarettes $7.50 - Ask About Our Easy Payment Plan.

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Prehistoric Cigarette Lighter

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'Smoking or non-smoking?'

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Tim's hopes for his safer smoking device were to be dashed when it failed to fit through the door...

Tim's hopes for his safer smoking device were to be dashed when it failed to fit through the door... mockup

Tim's hopes for his safer smoking device were to be dashed when it failed to fit through the door...

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"We think he picked it up at the kennel."

"We think he picked it up at the kennel." mockup

"We think he picked it up at the kennel."

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Grumpy man telling a teddy bear whoes watching TV to get out of his chair

Grumpy man telling a teddy bear whoes watching TV to get out of his chair mockup

Grumpy man telling a teddy bear whoes watching TV to get out of his chair

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'Aren't we entitled to a ten minute smoking break?'

'Aren't we entitled to a ten minute smoking break?' mockup

'Aren't we entitled to a ten minute smoking break?'

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'It's a nicotine patch: I'm trying to quit smoking...'

'It's a nicotine patch: I'm trying to quit smoking...' mockup

'It's a nicotine patch: I'm trying to quit smoking...'

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'The ones who smoke, masturbate... the ones who don't smoke, masturbate... is this a study on smoking or masturbation?'

'The ones who smoke, masturbate... the ones who don't smoke, masturbate... is this a study on smoking or masturbation?' mockup

'The ones who smoke, masturbate... the ones who don't smoke, masturbate... is this a study on smoking or masturbation?'

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Snowman

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'It's a filthy and nasty habit, but at least, you won't end up with yellow teeth...'

'It's a filthy and nasty habit, but at least, you won't end up with yellow teeth...' mockup

'It's a filthy and nasty habit, but at least, you won't end up with yellow teeth...'

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If they ban smoking in cars...

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Signs at the entrance of a cemetery pointing to the "Smoking" and "Non-smoking" sections.

Signs at the entrance of a cemetery pointing to the "Smoking" and "Non-smoking" sections. mockup

Signs at the entrance of a cemetery pointing to the "Smoking" and "Non-smoking" sections.

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Casino - featuring pre-owned cigarette smoke.

Casino - featuring pre-owned cigarette smoke. mockup

Casino - featuring pre-owned cigarette smoke.

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Man Carrying Olympic Torch Stops For Smoke Break

Man Carrying Olympic Torch Stops For Smoke Break mockup

Man Carrying Olympic Torch Stops For Smoke Break

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Smoking and non-smoking sides of a Volcano.

Smoking and non-smoking sides of a Volcano. mockup

Smoking and non-smoking sides of a Volcano.

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"You should have mentioned in your resume that you could only do it once."

"You should have mentioned in your resume that you could only do it once." mockup

"You should have mentioned in your resume that you could only do it once."

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'I roll my own E-cigarettes."

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Animals smoking at the zoo back entrance

Animals smoking at the zoo back entrance mockup

Animals smoking at the zoo back entrance

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'The New World will be easy to conquer, Your Majesty -- they're all hooked on tobacco.'

'The New World will be easy to conquer, Your Majesty -- they're all hooked on tobacco.' mockup

'The New World will be easy to conquer, Your Majesty -- they're all hooked on tobacco.'

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"If smoking is so bad for you, how come it cures salmon?"

"If smoking is so bad for you, how come it cures salmon?" mockup

"If smoking is so bad for you, how come it cures salmon?"

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No Smoking Sign - Mercury dips further mockup

No Smoking Sign - Mercury dips further

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Achilles' other weakness.

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Quitting Smoking Humor T-Shirts Collection

Quitting Smoking Humor Mugs

Discover more witty mugs designed for those celebrating their smoke-free milestones. Perfect for daily motivation and a good laugh.

Quitting Smoking Humor Pillows

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Quitting Smoking Humor Prints

Explore our inspiring and humorous prints that spotlight your triumph over smoking. Perfect for brightening up any space with a motivational message.