Quitting Addiction Mugs

"Patients kept saying, 'You don't understand. You never smoked.' So, I tried and now I can't stop."

"Breathe in and reimagine yourself in a world where you lived a healthy lifestyle."

'He's finally done it - kicked breakfast TV!'

"Maps to stars' rehab centers."

"The third leading cause of forest fires."

'This patch is to quit smoking...this patch is to quit drinking...this patch is to quit drugs...this patch is to quit coffee...and this patch is to quit having any kind of fun whatsover!'

'This should be good. He just won the lottery!'

'I see you've managed to cut your coffee consumption in half.'

He was out in no time, with a new outlook and a clean slate.

Trapeze artist leaves sign saying 'I quit'!

"Apparently, he had occasional sober periods."

'Since he stopped smoking, he doesn't know what to do with his mouth.'

Thanks to hypnosis, he quit smoking cold-turkey. Everyone seemed real supportive until he came strutting into work, half-naked, gobbling incoherently.

'Now I understand why people want to give them up.'

' I can't drink that..I'm a recovering alcoholic ! '

Letter of Resignation

'You're meant to take off the old nicotine patches before putting on a new one!'

"Well, last year I kicked gambling. . . the odds are 3 to 1 the New Year will be a good one."

Lab Rat Rehab...

"Does it come in menthol?"

"Refresh my memory-why do we meet once a week?"

Alcohol Problem Advisor - 'How do I mix a Bismark?'

'My job is safe. This guy is a regular and he drinks to forget.'

'I'd like to quit drinking, but it's all I KNOW!'

The trouble with trying to quit smoking.

"I see you went to the hypnotherapist"

"I'm glad you're trying to quit smoking Dr. Jekyll, but the withdrawal symptoms turn you into a completely different person!"

"About time!"

'It's a side effect of giving up smoking.'

"He quit online counseling. This gives him the same sympathy, but cheaper."

"I want to see other hallucinations."

Turkey...cold turkey.

'Heroin chic isn't the look I'm going for. Do you have anything more rehab?'

Woman throwing away smoking accessories