Quitters' Club Members Mugs

'It's a nicotine patch: I'm trying to quit smoking...'

Top Ten New Year's Resolutions

"Its my letter of resignation. I also turned it into a memoir."

'It's a nicotine patch...I've been smoking too much.'

"I want to quit, spend more time with my family, finish grade 3....."

"Dear Diary... I've stopped smoking, and I'm sticking to my diet."

Nicotine Gum

'I'm worried. I gave up smoking without any trouble.'

'There's something about being locked up with a 500lb gorilla, highly allergic to cigarette smoke, that works every time.'

"My chronic condition has been pestering me every single day for the past six months. I'm a lifelong quitter so its persistence is troubling me."

"Phil suddenly decided to give up everything that was bad for him-no more smoking, drinking, or junk food-and he feels absolutely terrific!"

'To show I'm serious about giving up smoking for new year, I'm going to sign this pledge.'

'After you stop smoking you're supposed to eat more, not drink more.'

'I'll only have one pack of nicotene patches this week. My mate's supposed to be getting me some cheaper ones from abroad.'

He had tried many ways to quit smoking but only one worked.

'If you stop smoking now, you will add three years to your life. Since you are a lawyer, that's about six thousand billable hours.'

'Do the patches help?'

'Sorry, you can't smoke in the control group.'

Smoker's Lungs.

"This year, I resolve to give up smoking."

"Give up? Do you realise how hard it was to start?"

'I don't smoke. My doctor told me I need to get outside more.'

Captain Hook tries the cigarette patch.

You've been so grouchy since you quit smoking.

'I'm down to five a day with this new brand!'

Man emphasizing that he has quit (colour)

"It's a vicious circle! He quits smoking, gains 20 pounds, goes on a diet."

'Stop smoking. Cut back on your drinking and stay off the floor of the stock exchange.'

Smoking Area

The Quitbit

'No thanks, I've given up, I just come out for a bit of passive smoking...'

"Last cigarette? Sorry we don't encourage smoking."

I'm very serious about quitting smoking, no ifs, ands or butts.

Statistics show that more people give up smoking tomorrow than today.

'Beats me why anyone would want to sit inside on such a lovely day?'