Quit Warrior T-Shirts

Dear Diary...just Quit Smoking.

"Our war is against cancer."

Express Barber Chair for Chemo Patients

"First break since 2008."

Second lifeReal life.

'A representative will be with you in twelve minutes... so, if you have to go to the bathroom, please go now...'

Beware of the 4th quarter.

Say balls to testicular cancer, remember to check your crown jewels regularly.

Female chemotherapy warrior.

Burn out

'I'd like the short form instead...'

"...and how often do you feel monkas?"

'What kind of quack is he? No pills, no special diets! He just believes in will power!'

'Nurse! With this chemo cocktail, get me some mixed nuts and pretzels!'

'You know full well, your gastric band won't work if you keep eating spaghetti like that!'

'All these stupid forms! -- You self-employed guys make me sick!'

'The nicotine patch should get you off the nicotine gum.'

"I have a right to disagree! You can't force me to use logic."

'I've decided to give up giving up!'

"Yeah, I know why you pulled me over. But, c'mon. I'm down to half a pack a day and I'm tryin' to quit."

"Sealed for your diets protection."

"Can we get some more nicotine patches, pal?"

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"My day? Don't even get me started!"

'I couldn't give up fags, so I've started drinking long-life milk.'

'To help me stay on my diet, I've hired a portion control officer.'

'Ohhh,a test of willpower eh?? YOU'RE ON!!'

"How's the diet going?"

'It's ten o'clock. Do you know where your willpower is?'

'Thanks for not letting cancer define who you are.'

Healthy Ultimatum

'You'll have to excuse her - being on hold with Disneyland Paris has sent her goofy...'

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Woman walking through a bakery with blinkers on.