Quirky Wisdom Collectors Mugs

"The meaning of life. It's about 14 years, half off for good behaviour."

Playdough's The Republic

"You say that using a colicky horse to pull you out of the mud may actually help his colic?"

'Where you went wrong' Desk.

"I'm an ass is half-full kind of donkey."

'I don't care how smart you think you are, you're still a bird brain.'

A good executive is known by the company he keeps solvent.

"My great-uncle Octavio always wore his hat in the house. That way, if bad company knocked on the door, he could say he was just leaving."

"Have you tried sitting in a box?"

'Did you bring any money? - Enlightenment doesn't grow on trees, you know!'

'My best advice? Never miss an opportunity to pass water...'

'Except...That.'

"...and if your friends jumped off a cliff, would you jump off a cliff?"

'Mummy, Daddy, this is Wayne. Wayne once sat in a bath full of jelly for 24 hours.'

"'Buy low, sell high', is all I've figured out so far. Now go away"

Abstract art proves that things can be as bad as they look.

Trending wise.

'I'm screwed...'

'For best results, squeeze from the bottom.'

'I have a B.A. in indifference, an M.A. in obstinacy and I'm currently working on my doctorate in defiance.'

We've had a lot of power cuts lately, but but don't worry we have a back up system.

'Take the advice of an old sea dog, Lad. Never provoke a fight with the phrase, 'You want a piece of me?''

Fortune Cookies

Technological Advances and the Experience of Age.

'Cake philosophy'

'Why are you telling me all this? We don't need any more.'

W M. Beemers Adages

Doubt makes the mountain that faith can make disappear.

Life's toughest decision-when to start middle age.

'This says that under certain conditions cows become combustible... I'd hate to be one of those.'

'Making virtue its own reward isn't EITHER a cop-out!'

Rituals

"Granddad tells us to see the 'big picture,' so we're watching more television.

"But the tax evasion did bring me happiness."