Quirky Vegetable Growers Pillows

'I think Ms. Ives wins hands down for the oddest shaped vegetable.'

Allotment

"It's how he would have wanted to go."

"Looks like we grafted a few too many human genes into the kohlrabi."

'You wouldn't happen to be sitting on my entry to the straightest runner bean competition?'

"Our fresh seasonal hand-crafted brews contain a full serving of spring vegetables."

"I wanted to plant my own food, but I couldn't find bacon seeds!"

Our farmer brought fresh beans, tomatoes, corn and squash this week. Nice. You should have bought into the farm share. I've got my own farmer. Mine's cheap. Mine's cheaper. Thanks, mom. You can't take more zucchini?

"Son, you can't get blood from a turnip!"

"Your momma lied to you, boy."

Frank & Ernie's Carrot, Beet, Potato Farm. Lunch break's over --- Shall we return to our roots?

'You may not feel any healthier right away, but you'll definitely feel more smug.'

OFA. Onion Farmer of the Year. I told myself I wasn't going to cry ….

Excellent crop! What's your secret?

'Good morning pumpkin.' 'Good morning treasure.' A pile of treasure saying 'good morning' to a pumpkin

'You're still keen on organic gardening then!'

'That GMO gene salesman was darn right!'

"What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot!"

Onion Tears

Rap-scallions

"My God!!..Just how long have we had this Broccoli hiding in the back of the fridge?"

Typical...the weather is lousy all week...then on the weekend it's too sunny to work.

A butcher announcing he will kill his own meat

Avocado Timeline

Old MacDonald had a genetically modified farm.

"The vegetables have gone bad!"

"Are you mad with us, Mrs. Bimmelman?"

"Mother will never be able to rest on her laurels. If they're green, she'll cook them."

'Carrot salad, carrot casserole, carrot juice, carrot cake - I want steak!'

'I grow all our tomatoes. I grow all our spinach. All you do is complain about the cost of my twice weekly manicures.'

'Apart from Charlie here, I don't have any problems with slugs'

'Eat your lettuce. It'll put colour back in your cheeks.'

"Looks like someone forget her lunch today."

'They send you into the ketchup department? HA! I'M going into pizza!'

"Tell me, what is it you plan to do with your one wild and precious day when you're ripe and not yet mealy?"