Quirky Umbrella Collector Pillows

Tuba player with an umbrella.

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

Larry's used art

Seagiraffes

"Don't worry about your purchase not working. Everything we sell here is totally non-functional."

"Will you have a Sphinx?"

"I warned you not to use that club...now look, you struck oil!"

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

Cut out and keep your own Christmas Caterer.

Duck Hunt

Raincloud Umbrella

"Sorry. I just find rotating my head helps me to relax during the test."

Thinks he's too cool for school.

Early cyborg.

Best before 65 million BC.

Emergency Hipster Beard

"I don't know about you, but it always makes me feel kinda special."

A little something aside for a rainy day

Man showing in the rain.

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

"Oh, I'm thrilled with my new dog! He's sort of a hunter/retriever/plumber/electrician."

"Now, why didn't I think of that?"

"Dear? The toothpaste is on the top shelf. Don't touch the tube on the bottom shelf, that's Grandma's triple strength epoxy denture adhesive."

A man walks his dog wearing a cone.

Ice shelfie.

"I don't think our smart home likes the color we painted it. It keeps spitting it out."

'Anorak anoraks'.

A trevor of trainspotters

Raining

The Reason Ed isn't mentioned in the bible.

Fred Dinsdale - Forensic expert.

"Things are looking up!"

"I'll give you $5 for that shirt."

It's great for pulling the birds!