Quirky Tourist Traps Prints

'Damned tourists.'

"We have all the brochures, but we can't decide if we want to die on Mt. Everest or Mt. McKinley."

'Now Featuring Gas-Fired Microwave Campfires!'

'Why, thank you. When they started the vineyard five generations ago, I heard they were shooting for freakin' awesome.'

"Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!"

Statue is moved to hold up the leaning tower of Pisa.

I used to love coming here. Nudist beach.

Devil's Tower Park. Ernie, this nice ranger has offered to show us the basement gift shop.

"Didn't read the book, missed the movie, but I've been to the theme park."

"It was rated on all the travel websites. 'Best economy tour'."

"Someone switched off the freezer...it's melted."

"Sorry, y'all — no locals. This is a tourists-only bar."

At this exact location on May 23rd 1957, a bunch of people mounted this plaque to commemorate a surplus of funding for the Commemorative Plaque Society.

"Will you read me the part of that pamphlet about the drive-through redwoods again?"

Limbo Day at the Palace

Parisian Misguided Tours.

Vertical Tower Of Pisa.

Despite hard evidence to the contrary it was still considered lucky to kiss the Blarney Spike

"We saw the Great Wall and lots of pagodas, and I have a transplanted stomach."

Woman painting a man drowning.

"Forty years in this business and you suddenly decide you don't like gimmicky?"

Up Pariscope.

'You are now entering Crenton, the city with the most intriguing 'You are now leaving' sign.'

'I want to ship Daddy to all the places he missed visiting, because he was working so hard to accumulate the estate I just inherited.'

"Excuse me, Sir - could you photobomb our picture?"

After years of saving...Larry finally visits the mysterious 'Doorhenge'.

"There are no direct flights, so we're booked on the Scenic Tour of East Coast airports."

'What? At least, it's a more original souvenir than one of those stupid plastic Eiffel towers!'

Welcome to Las Vegas - a faith-based community.

Carl's Glass- Bottom Bus Tours

Castaway Island

'Doreen's got a marvellous idea for attracting the tourists!'

Scary things in the museum

'You mean this isn't a medieval themed restaurant?'

Secret Garden