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How Cartoon Characters Shave. (Frank applies White Out to his whiskers.)

"You know the stories about putting a pair of socks into the washing machine and getting out just one of them...Jones, it seems that we found the hideaway of the second socks!"

I like this one. Do you have it in blue?

Football Crazy strip six

'How do you like my new 'Blend with the Background' skin?'

"You get your hair from your father's side..."

Giant Sale!

"Rob is a functioning train wreck."

"And do you have any OTHER skills you can bring to the post apart from being able to burp the Beatles greatest hits?"

"Hire him. You can't teach shadows like that."

'It's a new concept, the inside out house.'

'What's wrong with you?'

Dog With Extravagant Face Mask

"He's at grade level for everything except cursing. He's swearing at a 9th grade level."

"You know that thing where you stand like a statue, then move real fast, then stand like a statue again? You totally stole that from me."

Man with big furry mustache drives car with grill that looks like same.

"I don't get you. You can soft shoe, play the ukulele and juggle, but you can't fetch a pair of slippers."

"I can't help you with your chronic whistling. You don't need a psychiatrist, you need a musicologist!"

'Of course it's efficient - it's a flowchart.'

'My mum can play the piano by ear.'

London Fly-Paper Vendor

Circus News

"The inspector's not getting older. He's getting odder."

Frightfulness! Germans Training Wasps to Sting Highlanders in Flanders.

Tunnel De Trompe L'Oeil

"Have we got a show for you!"

Gravestone Epitaph - 'One surreal gag too far.'

Square peg in a round hole: 'I say if it feels right, do it.'

Concert pianist.

Frank Gehry's backyard

"Wow, Tia Carmen...that's amazing! How do you do it?"

"Thanks goodness, I thought she was pregnant?"

"I can't believe how COMPETITIVE the job market has gotten. The company I interviewed at today already has 16 employees who can burp the ABCs!"

Balloons tied to a moustache.

'Uri Geller's First Job.' 'That's the 20th spoon you've bent today.'