Quirky Spouse Appreciator Mugs

'John keeps saying he misses the dog but we never had a dog. It's weird.'

King Henry and his Cheshire bride

'We have a beautiful relationship. Why spoil it with a hug?'

"Careful with that - the wife made it at pottery class."

'All I want for Valentine's Day is a Greek fisherman's cap.'

'I wouldn't kick her out of bed.'

"We have to stop meeting like this – people are starting to talk ‘psychiatric ward.’"

'I married him because he made my feet tingle when we played footsie. Turns out it was neuopothy.'

"Mom, this is Sarah, the friend I was telling you about."

And they lived happily ever after for a few years until the quirks they found so cute in each other when they were dating eventually drove them both insane the end.

'We were made for each other.'

The Odd Couple.

"Sometimes Ben does very dumb things. I love that in him."

'Well, you know what they say about opposite's attracting...'

"My husband finally taught him to use the toilet but can't convince him to give up kitty litter."

'In our thirty years of marriage she's squirreled away loads of money, but she can't remember where.'

They were made for each other. She was easy to look at; he had a lazy eye.

'When I married him, I didn't expect the full frontal crudity!'

"I'm sure you will be very happy together."

"Do you promise to love and be faithful to each other for the next 28 days and then see where it goes from there?"

'Today the market corrected itself AND Leonard.'

'It was a nice wedding, but the drug testing kind of spoiled it.'

'He's crazy, and she agrees with everything he says...they're the perfect couple!'

"You've been ages,dear-but never mind I've been patiently waiting in the pub accross the road!"

"You're obviously under consideration for something."

"Stop tensing your abdominals!"

"Are you binge watching again?"

Tortoise Falls In Love With A Football.

Doomed Romance

'The opinions expressed by Mrs Latimore are her own, and do not necessarily reflect those of Mr Latimore.'

'A babe magnet? Shouldn't that be a fridge magnet?!'

"The date went well! He's bad tempered, has bad eyesight and a tendency to charge when threatened: He's perfect!"

'It's bad enough losing to a takeover bid, but when it's your wife who takes over....'

"And now, going for the 'Surfing Through All The Cable Channels In The Shortest Time' record..."

'Oh yeah. . . she's the one that has a great personality.'