Quirky Slogan Fan Mugs

Go for it! Do a Hot Dog!

Four Common Lampshade Mistakes and How To Avoid Them.

Small country advertisng at the Olympics

"And you wanted to throw me back."

You Don't Have To Be Crazy To Work Here But You Will Be After The Training.

'Focus! Focus! You've just gotta' forget about their home ground advantage.

"He's at that awkward age."

French Animal Noises.

“Mileage is great, but I need to customize the leg holes.”

'Driving without a flag?'

Hugs and knucklebumps don't mix.

Plays well with other people's $.

"This one is really unusual. We have to remove a horseshoe from a guy's naval."

Freak Accident Specialist

Bacon Makes Everything Better/Raisins Make Everything Worse

Time For This Odd House

Thank you! That paper almost hit me in the head. The old saying is true ... Good fencers make good neighbors!

Student's t-shirts read: 'No means no.' 'No means to deny, refuse or disagree.'

I'm with stupid

"Absolutely not. I don't give my provenance over the phone."

Man on desert island asks for a lighter rather than a rescue.

The Corner Shop.

'Meet Regan the vegan, Ray the gay and Tommie the commie.'

Born to Potter.

VW Bug Ceases Production.

Salvador Dali Memorial Playground

It's the latest thing: a nicotine patch tie.

A dinosaur selling t-shirts that say 'I heart land'

'The rule is that you should never eat more than you can lift, and you're not allowed to use a pulley.'

Instant Cash Machine: Choose Your Own Transaction Sign-Off

Small Ads. For Sale :- Solid Pine Table and Chairs.

ACME repairs 'we can fix anything'

'Your father refuses to get a job. He lives by the motto, 'If we're broke, don't fix it.''

'It's something to wear when you're out with your Dad.'

Christmas Tree