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'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

Happy Easter

"....Oh, and the dog's eaten all the fridge magnets."

The Age of Reptiles. . .

Four Common Lampshade Mistakes and How To Avoid Them.

"We're looking for something for our panic room."

Oh yeh? Well at least he doesn't get fleas.

Dr. Frankenstein creates his newest monster, Frankenmime.

'Yes, it's just a little volume.'

Open House of Horrors

"Sometimes, Cheryl, I wonder why you only invite me along to cocktail parties."

Would you make up your mind? I can't keep letting you in and out all day.

Four olives and a toothpick on Newton's Cradle.

Wind turbine and leaf blower.

'Is your cabbage diet working darling?'

I always forget - Are we supposed to tip?

Don't tell my wife. Dragon head.

"Teenagers! Everyone try to look cool!"

Antler Buzzers.

Never give a cow a giant straw.

The awkwardness of one's first officeplace fist-bump.

'You should work for Conglomo. You're allowed the vegetable of your choice.'

'I mean, what sort of thief only takes a dog bowl?'

Millionaire trapped in the body of a bum. Please help correct the situation. ?

Shaman reads magazine entitled 'Witch Doctor'.

"And you wanted to throw me back."

Good stripper cop / Bad stripper cop

"We're out of flowers."

'We only have one brand of beer, but we've got six kinds of flavor straws.'

French Animal Noises.

'I think they make my feet look too small.'

"He's at that awkward age."

Beachy Hair

Toast kidnapper.