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Tire Store. Blowout Sale!

Burger Queen: The Patriarchy is Dead.

'Maybe it should be funnier...'

'Unforeseeable future site of Hainesmore Industries.'

Berries, Roots, Tubers, Stems, Leaves.

"2 for 1 special: Clean, polish, buff, seal"

'My door is always open to all employees, but only until my air conditioner is repaired.'

"That's 'Help' with an 'H'."

Beware of Everything

"It sort of makes you stop and think, doesn't it."

A series of Exit signs.

Modern Art 'D Hirst' and 'A Nutter'

Private work adjustments

"There - now we're environmentally responsible."

Smile you're on camera! You're also on my podcast!

Metaphors.

'Gone Crazy'

On a mountain top a sign says - Out to lunch back a week from Tuesday.

Security at the Smaller Airports

Unpopular Street Signs: Live más, Exit, No Trespassing, No Loitering on this Property Violators Will Be Let Go.

Thank you for not urinating.

"Gone for a P."

'We're going broke, Larry. Let's just go back to calling it happy hour.'

'You don't have to be a cow to work here...BUT IT HELPS!'

Lovers' hop - for the less agile.

Loose seal

Caution Dangerous Curve Ahead

F& E Bicycle Shop. New - Used - Repairs. No Peddlers Allowed. Maybe you should change that to "No Solicitors."

Eye crossing.

Church Parking

"Yeah, well, then you should've said merchandise or maybe contents sale, right?"

Danger - Slow Sand.

'I wanted my new sign to be noticeable.'

Beware of the blog...

Deer Crossing With Attitude