Quirky Sages T-Shirts

Let their personality shine through with t-shirts that combine clever quotes and quirky designs. Great for thinkers who enjoy standing out with a touch of humor.

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Man can levitate but can't hold fingers properly.

Man can levitate but can't hold fingers properly. mockup

Man can levitate but can't hold fingers properly.

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"Behold the secret to happiness." mockup

"Behold the secret to happiness."

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British savings accounts

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Rich man vomiting euros to a beggar. mockup

Rich man vomiting euros to a beggar.

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"And on the eighth day, God sat back with a scotch and soda and waited for the critical reviews."

"And on the eighth day, God sat back with a scotch and soda and waited for the critical reviews." mockup

"And on the eighth day, God sat back with a scotch and soda and waited for the critical reviews."

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"You seem troubled, Pastor. Is anything worrying you...I mean aside from the sins of the world, the vanity of humankind, man's inhumanity to man..."

"You seem troubled, Pastor. Is anything worrying you...I mean aside from the sins of the world, the vanity of humankind, man's inhumanity to man..." mockup

"You seem troubled, Pastor. Is anything worrying you...I mean aside from the sins of the world, the vanity of humankind, man's inhumanity to man..."

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'I used to spring forward. Now all I can do is fall back.'

'I used to spring forward. Now all I can do is fall back.' mockup

'I used to spring forward. Now all I can do is fall back.'

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'Oh, yeah? -- Well, my true inner self can whip your true inner self!'

'Oh, yeah? -- Well, my true inner self can whip your true inner self!' mockup

'Oh, yeah? -- Well, my true inner self can whip your true inner self!'

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The older I get, the more introspective I get, or is that retrospective?'

The older I get, the more introspective I get, or is that retrospective?' mockup

The older I get, the more introspective I get, or is that retrospective?'

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'You say it's a dramedy? We thought it was more of a coma.'

'You say it's a dramedy? We thought it was more of a coma.' mockup

'You say it's a dramedy? We thought it was more of a coma.'

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"Pastor, may we share a message with you about humility?"

"Pastor, may we share a message with you about humility?" mockup

"Pastor, may we share a message with you about humility?"

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'Do you mean 'who cares what the meaning of life is,' or that 'who cares' IS the meaning of life?'

'Do you mean 'who cares what the meaning of life is,' or that 'who cares' IS the meaning of life?' mockup

'Do you mean 'who cares what the meaning of life is,' or that 'who cares' IS the meaning of life?'

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Justice

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'We'll talk later, Ed, but for now we have a quick and dirty solution to your objections.'

'We'll talk later, Ed, but for now we have a quick and dirty solution to your objections.' mockup

'We'll talk later, Ed, but for now we have a quick and dirty solution to your objections.'

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'Stick and Carrot Business Incentive Consultants.'

'Stick and Carrot Business Incentive Consultants.' mockup

'Stick and Carrot Business Incentive Consultants.'

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The 11th Commandment

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Bishop with a crozier case.

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Sermon - why our religion is really better than yours.

Sermon - why our religion is really better than yours. mockup

Sermon - why our religion is really better than yours.

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"Time heals all wounds. It also kills every living thing."

"Time heals all wounds. It also kills every living thing." mockup

"Time heals all wounds. It also kills every living thing."

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Greek Tragedy: 'Yes... we agree to further cuts in government spendings..!!!'

Greek Tragedy: 'Yes... we agree to further cuts in government spendings..!!!' mockup

Greek Tragedy: 'Yes... we agree to further cuts in government spendings..!!!'

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Manspreading in Art

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"My great-uncle Octavio always wore his hat in the house. That way, if bad company knocked on the door, he could say he was just leaving."

"My great-uncle Octavio always wore his hat in the house. That way, if bad company knocked on the door, he could say he was just leaving." mockup

"My great-uncle Octavio always wore his hat in the house. That way, if bad company knocked on the door, he could say he was just leaving."

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God finger

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How To Cut The Defense Budget

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'How am I supposed to meditate with your nose whistling?'

'How am I supposed to meditate with your nose whistling?' mockup

'How am I supposed to meditate with your nose whistling?'

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"I wish you people would just read the blog."

"I wish you people would just read the blog." mockup

"I wish you people would just read the blog."

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'They say ninety is the new eighty.' mockup

'They say ninety is the new eighty.'

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Couldn't you have used a smaller font? mockup

Couldn't you have used a smaller font?

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"You're confusing guilt with feelings of remorse. With remorse, you don't need a lawyer."

"You're confusing guilt with feelings of remorse. With remorse, you don't need a lawyer." mockup

"You're confusing guilt with feelings of remorse. With remorse, you don't need a lawyer."

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"...and if your friends jumped off a cliff, would you jump off a cliff?"

"...and if your friends jumped off a cliff, would you jump off a cliff?" mockup

"...and if your friends jumped off a cliff, would you jump off a cliff?"

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I WRITE FOR THOSE/WHO STARE OUT WINDOWS/WITH LITTLE HAIR ON THEIR TOES

I WRITE FOR THOSE/WHO STARE OUT WINDOWS/WITH LITTLE HAIR ON THEIR TOES mockup

I WRITE FOR THOSE/WHO STARE OUT WINDOWS/WITH LITTLE HAIR ON THEIR TOES

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"You know the rules, if you can't pay my fee I shall have to eat you."

"You know the rules, if you can't pay my fee I shall have to eat you." mockup

"You know the rules, if you can't pay my fee I shall have to eat you."

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'All that we learn from history is that we don't learn from history...'

'All that we learn from history is that we don't learn from history...' mockup

'All that we learn from history is that we don't learn from history...'

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'Meaning of life, eh? -- Who wants to know?'

'Meaning of life, eh? -- Who wants to know?' mockup

'Meaning of life, eh? -- Who wants to know?'

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'Your honor, my client only broke into the museum because he had an art attack.'

'Your honor, my client only broke into the museum because he had an art attack.' mockup

'Your honor, my client only broke into the museum because he had an art attack.'

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Quirky Sages T-Shirts Collection

Quirky Sages Mugs

Explore our collection of quirky sage mugs and find the perfect witty gift to make every morning special.

Quirky Sages Pillows

Browse our quirky pillows designed to add personality and charm to any space, perfect for the creatively wise.

Quirky Sages Prints

Check out our inspiring prints that capture the essence of quirky wisdom—great for decorating and sharing their quirky outlook on life.