Quirky Royalty Fan Mugs

A queen dancing

"Cat box"

Fly Football

"Easy for you to say - you're cured!"

'I guess it's not much consolation but I thought your impersonation of the King was a riot.'

'Fancy you doing a curtsey and she being a non-serving royal, you big dope!'

Social Distancing Club

TV jester.

"The peasants are revolting Sire."

"Oh no. Is that my ex?"

"Do you do much walking?"

'Pray for me.'

"Ohhh...pick me pick me!!"

Oh, wait - Their king posted a declaration of war on your Facebook wall this morning.

'The King of what?'

Phoenix

The Running of the Brie

'Look, Carl, the glory days are over. You might want to slip into something a little more comfortable.'

Antler Buzzers.

'Yes, he definitely wants something. . . maybe his crown and scepter.'

'It's one of the candidates for baptism. Wants to know if he can hold the hand that shook Elvis's hand above the water.'

King and Jester

Double Saxophone

'Don't worry. We still have a few more treatment options available.'

Reign Man

"OK, well, if you do hear anything, be sure to give us a call."

Deer Cross Dressing.

"One blackbird pizza?"

The next damn Batman.

Flying in Formation.

"You finished with your peanuts?"

"You're unlikely to find anyplace on the market that is truly impregnable."

Oreolas

"I could do that."

A Nursery Rhyme From The American Psychiatric Society