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'And most importantly, can you handle an oversized pepper mill?'

Perks

"Hope you don't mind—it was his last request."

"Me? I'm taking the dog for a silly walk."

Long necked giraffe playing long saxophone

'Arthur loves his new job with the fairground - gets a company car as well.'

"Are you binge watching again?"

'No, but next week, the fireworks start in earnest.'

"Eyebrows."

Spring Rituals

"Could you watch my elephant while I nip out a minute?"

A chemist misunderstanding the request of a lady after a way to clean gloves.

'Could I have a loan of a cup of sugar please?'

"Sometimes I pretend to be normal, then when I get bored I revert to being me."

'See, your father's never afraid of being in the minority.'

This episode would be known as 'The sink of doom!'

'Come on, push me: I did it for you...'

"Some of us negotiate our contracts better than others."

'Play Beethoven's Fifth and this ten pence piece is all yours!'

'I really hate operating on circus folks !'

"He may be an unusual choice for a husband but I've found him to be really quite handy."

'Welcome to our staff, Ms. Newborn. There are a few things you should know about us from the outset. I'm a hummer... Mr Bellencourt is a whistle...And Morton, over there by the window, screams from time-to-time.'

'Take no notice she often feigns death she was raised by possums.'

"Hey Ned, tell your ironmonger I like his sense of humour"

"Look, Sis, this new dating site even matches you to men who prefer low to normal TV volume."

"Relax people - only dandruff."

'Dr. Norwood has become interested in your case. He's a veterinarian.'