Quirky Relaxation Enthusiasts Gifts

"....At least we don't have to put quarters in this hot tub."

"I don't think you're getting enough stress."

Gone With the Wind: The Beach Blanket

The end of summer is near and you still haven't made plans

Some days at work can be more challenging than others.

"I can't wait for vacation - I'm going to go sun myself in a south-facing window."

"The tide is coming in, sweetheart!"

"Another one so relaxed, she couldn't walk out of here."

Vending machine: NO stress, only 50 cents.

"Since being semi-retired everything I do is half-assed."

He can lean back in contentment on cowslip banks and let everything wash over him.

Taking it easy

Unguided imagery

Mr. Punch in Venice

'Now try and relax - we're on holiday!'

'We'd just like to get away from all leading economic indicators for a while.'

"We are doing something. You're just not good at it."

Lounging by the pool

Sunbathing in the park

The Snooze Bar.

"This place is nice, but what would we really do if we lived here? Lie around and be happy all the time?"

"Avant-garde jazz hands"

'You obviously took my suggestion to reduce stress to the extreme.'

Whatís that, boy? Youíre too tired for a walk and you just want to watch TV?

Temporarily Unavailable

"We're here to recharge our batteries."

"Summer Reading Group"

"Is there an option to make my out-of-office message permanent?"

'...I said we've been marooned.'

'First of all, relax.'

'The great thing about sloth is you can't be blackmailed for it.'

Lay-Z-Family Recliner

'When are you going to learn to relax?'

America Off-line.

Lighthouse Hammock.