Quirky Relationship Comics Fan Prints

'I know we're supposed to be Lovebirds, but a bit of privacy from time to time would be nice...'

'The school bus drove off without me. The driver said she couldn't allow one more peanut butter sandwich on her bus.'

'You know bank pens never work. Why didn't you write the holdup note before we left?!'

STILL LIVES - Bolt: 'It's like we were made for one another!'

"You're crappin' in the closet again, Claude."

'Wait! Let's see if he gets up on his own.'

'Of course the Johnsons got the big cloud.'

Horse draws a baby carriage.

"Why so grim, handsome?"

'I see Farmer Grayson is off to dust the crops again!'

Barber does skinhead's haircut with a lawn mower.

'I'm leaving my wife because of another woman. Her mother.'

"I'm sorry your wife doesn't understand you, but this is a dry cleaner's."

Top Secret Files

'Actually thursday'll be a perfect time to come by Penny. That way you'll finally get the chance to meet my other half.'

'Going up?'

"You have to get up early tomorrow, too? We have so much in common!"

'I swear I didn't know you'd heard that joke before...'

'I finally got my pouch pierced.'

"Steve and I live together, but we're getting indicted separately."

"Can I start you all off with my cheesy alimony saga?"

"This is a good start! You both agree that the marriage needs some new spark!"

"Of course you don't look anything like your reflection in the mirror."

'Worst case of Prickly-Heat I've ever seen!'

'We now have a drug to cure 'writer's block' but a common side effect is plagiaism.'

"It's getting serious - he left his stuff."

"I dumped my stable companion, he was seeing another pony!"

"So for you being buried alive was largely a negative experience?"

'After twenty years in this business, the nuttiness starts to rub off a little.'

'Say, Doc, I'll need more of that steroid stuff for old King. He's still kind of peaked. Must need some heavy doses."

“It’s 2025 Roger, I didn’t think I’d still be seeing the lockdown beard..”

'Why does it take 1 million sperm to fertilize 1 egg?'