Quirky Racer Pillows

"Well if you WILL insist on running marathons..."

Lawnmower racing

'He went in for the Worst Singer and won first prize in the Gurning competition at the same time!'

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

"No, ma'am. I'm not sure what the difference is between being creative or just plain weird."

Cats on Board.

Fishing line going in to water and then dropping down from sky at top of panel.

'I tried to organize a stampede, but everybody has their own agenda.'

Don Quixote

'Geez, I hate these fun runs!'

"What do you mean, it's not an educational toy? I'd have to learn to ride it!"

When travelling with her cat by plane, train, or bus, dawn always ensured no one would bother them.

Snail Coach

'I'm sure it's a violation, but I can't find it in the rule book.'

"Welcome to the French Quarter!"

'If it walks like a duck, quacks like a duck, looks like a duck, it' actually a gene-modified flounder.'

Single girl in wedding dress trying to catch a bachelor.

If you think that's good, you should see the Pork Sabre!

Unique Whale Migrating Methods.

'Costume - What costume?'

Man crushing grapes with flippers.

"My husband always brings back mementos from our vacation trips...Yellowstone, Florida, Australia..."

Fly fishing.

Define gravity! - Next Exit.

Unnatural History Museum

Curling Rocks!

Speed limit 70mph and up.

'Do you realise what a find this is?'

Institute of the Paranormal: Research Division and Crackpot Division.

"In your wildest dreams, did you ever think you'd one day be cruising the Gulf of Mexico?"