Quirky Racer Pillows

"Well if you WILL insist on running marathons..."

Lawnmower racing

'He went in for the Worst Singer and won first prize in the Gurning competition at the same time!'

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

"No, ma'am. I'm not sure what the difference is between being creative or just plain weird."

Cats on Board.

Fishing line going in to water and then dropping down from sky at top of panel.

We're making progress building a staff for the palace. The king's lawyer and accountant has sealed lips, of course. Putting a big heart in the charity foundation chief, and building the gardener with a green thumb were excellent choices, Ernie. But the entertainers sill need some fixes. The jester doesn't have a funny bone. I'm nobody's fool. And you have the minstrel a tin ear! Oops.

'I tried to organize a stampede, but everybody has their own agenda.'

Robber on treadmill

Don Quixote

'Geez, I hate these fun runs!'

"What do you mean, it's not an educational toy? I'd have to learn to ride it!"

"Enjoy your stay at the Bat Hotel. Breakfast is at 7 a.m. The guano bucket is down the hall and to the left."

"Welcome to the French Quarter!"

Children's Book Publisher. It should be good for lots or repeat sales

When travelling with her cat by plane, train, or bus, dawn always ensured no one would bother them.

'I'm sure it's a violation, but I can't find it in the rule book.'

Snail Coach

'If it walks like a duck, quacks like a duck, looks like a duck, it' actually a gene-modified flounder.'

Single girl in wedding dress trying to catch a bachelor.

If you think that's good, you should see the Pork Sabre!

The first transatlantic communication.

Unique Whale Migrating Methods.

'Costume - What costume?'

"The next time you have an 'emergency', have it on the roof like every other self-respecting bird!"

Man crushing grapes with flippers.

Speed limit 70mph and up.

Unnatural History Museum

Curling Rocks!

"My husband always brings back mementos from our vacation trips...Yellowstone, Florida, Australia..."

Fly fishing.

Man walking his pet crocodile and a cross section of both brains is visible.

Define gravity! - Next Exit.

'Do you realise what a find this is?'