Quirky Quotes Collector Prints

"My therapist told me to stop bottling things up."

'I'm typecast!'

"Polly wants crack!"

Cinematic Near Misses. Hitchcock's "The Bards." To be or not to be. My kingdom for a horse. Oh Romeo. Double, double toil and trouble. Beware the ides of March.

"I want to thank the dark lord Satan for helping me win and giving me the strength to beat the crap out of my opponent!"

"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "

Historical memory is on life support.

'Alas, poor Yorick, I knew you well. But dude, you're creeping me out, so I gotta un-friend you!'

"Je suis Descartes, donc, je pense."

"To paraprase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure with out pain au chocolat."

"Oh, this old thing?"

"Say hello to my little friend."

"I'm just a girl, standing in front of a buoy..."

''Science moves but slowly, slowly, creeping on from point to point.' Tennyson.'

Girl to boy, 'Mom says don't play it again, Sam.'

Euripides: 'If we could be twice young and twice old, we could correct all our mistakes.'

Nevermore. You don't have to use "air quoths" every time.

Ask not for whom happy hour ends. It ends for thee.

Shakespeare. Hamlet. Romeo and Juliet. "To be or not to be, that is the question". "We are such stuff …As dreams are made of …" "What's in a name? That which we call a rose by any other word would small as sweet." That Shakespeare guy had some neat sound bites.

"I got those famous last words you wanted"

Shakespeare Street

Buy one beer, get one free. If I may paraphrase a famous quote, "Beer is proof that God has mixed feelings about us and wants us to be hungover."

Man selling 'pearls of wisdom'.

Mortally Wounded at the Battle of Quebec, General James Wolfe Forgets His Last Words

''Science moves but slowly, slowly, creeping on from point to point'. Tennyson.'

"...Accept finite disappointment, but NEVER LOSE INFINITE HOPE."

'And the life of man, solitary, poore, nasty, brutish, and short.' -- Thomas Hobbes, 'I dated a guy like that once.'

Plant Parenthood...

"Grant them amnesty and then hang them."

"Hahahaha doctor, I guess I'll see you in a week

Larry's Literary Market

The Quotable Ben Franklin. To lengthen thy life, lessen thy meals. And not flying thy kite during thunderstorms might help, too!

"Is this a dagger I see before me?"

"I strongly encourage you Winds to 'roll with it'. I would hate to see you become part of the Gulf Stream... if you know what I mean."

'Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine... LAST!'