Quirky Punishment Admirer Mugs

'The prisons are full, so we're going to chain you to a mailbox.'

I like this one. Do you have it in blue?

Football Crazy strip six

'How do you like my new 'Blend with the Background' skin?'

"Rob is a functioning train wreck."

Giant Sale!

"You get your hair from your father's side..."

'It's a new concept, the inside out house.'

'What's wrong with you?'

Sketches by Boz - A Pickpocket Being Wheelbarrowed to Police Station

Dog With Extravagant Face Mask

Special Place in Hell...

"You know that thing where you stand like a statue, then move real fast, then stand like a statue again? You totally stole that from me."

"I can't help you with your chronic whistling. You don't need a psychiatrist, you need a musicologist!"

The few moments delay was the downfall of 'The Cat'.

'Mother thought you'd like some fruit!'

Man with big furry mustache drives car with grill that looks like same.

London Fly-Paper Vendor

'My client requests a postponement, Your Honor -- he's having a bad hair day.'

'Your honor, for personal reasons, my client would prefer to wait in his car while the verdict is being read.'

"The inspector's not getting older. He's getting odder."

Frightfulness! Germans Training Wasps to Sting Highlanders in Flanders.

'You must have doubts because even I don't know if my client is innocent or guilty.'

Circus News

Square peg in a round hole: 'I say if it feels right, do it.'

Concert pianist.

"Thanks goodness, I thought she was pregnant?"

"Judging by where I've been transferred to, I think my boss is still unhappy with me for opening that attachment and infecting all the computers with a virus."

Norm was starting to doubt the relevancy of his new perm. Sure it made him stand out, but somehow he felt the others wouldn't approve.

Balloons tied to a moustache.

"What?"

"My boss combines the impulsive joie de vivre of Ebenezer Scrooge with the empathy and comradeship of a tarantula. Less hair, though."

'You always get one!'

How Cartoon Characters Shave. (Frank applies White Out to his whiskers.)

'This fashion for quirky kit is going too far, don't you think, Joe?'