Punishment Parody Enthusiast Mugs

Idiot Dog.

"Are you insane?!" The Velveteen Skunk

"Housekeeping?!"

Recipes from The Lying Gourmet

"Citizen Kane first draft... Citizen Kane By Orson Welles & Herman J. Mankiewicz Int. Kane's bedroom Kane's old voice Call a freaking ambulance! Rosebud..."

"How the hell is that supposed to feed us?"

Stop and Birch

Lord Avariss - Captain of Industry

'Vital mission - movie parody'

"Last week on 'Top Surgeon' Erica won immunity, while Carl was sent home for killing his patient during routine gallbladder surgery."

"Baldo, I don't care what you are...as long as you're good at it."

'He's a parody of a tired genre.'

Beware of Everything

"What makes you think this could be a suspect package?"

"Doctor Scholl and Mr. Hyde."

"Here there is all the bacon, pizza and beer you could desire. But do not eat from the Tree of Tofu lest you should lose paradise."

"I know what you're thinking: 'Did he write six refills or only five?'" Dirty Harry, M.D.

'My school has a very strict detention policy.'

Visual gag (the real Mona Lisa behind the scenes).

Gogglebollox.

Driver sees man in front of church with sign: 'Fell Asleep and Wet the Pew': 'Huh - a church that's into public shaming.'

Special Place in Hell...

Well, since your sentence is only for five years, you might as well go on home now.

'I warned: Play a sloppy game and, come Monday, there will be hell to pay during practice.'

"It's unbelievable to get kicked out of paradise because of one lousy apple... But wait, I'll give you a really bad rating for that, buddy!"

'Mother thought you'd like some fruit!'

"And if we start televising the executions we can also market a hilarious bloopers tape."

"Congratulations! It's a slushie."

'The hard time isn't so bad, but that community service is murder!'

'Does this mean you're grounded?'

"I don't believe the liberal weather media!"